Animals I Hate
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OK, I know this one is a little controversial. Hate is a strong word, and mom always made us say "I don't care for"... but these animals I truly HATE! I am a nature lover, animal lover, etc, but for some reason God screwed up with these guys...
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Pigeons
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I hate these fuckers with a passion. They're always hobbling around SF with a foot missing, probably due to some nasty pigeon disease that they spread to each other in their foul, fowl, dirty pigeon way. They shit everywhere, all the time, most annoyingly on my car, on the sidewalk where people are walking, and even worse, on ME!
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Mosquitoes
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These guys suck your blood and make you itch. They can also give you any of a host of diseases and illnesses, including Dengue, Malaria, Encephalitis, West Nile Virus, and Yellow Fever, to name a few.
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Ticks
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Another blood sucking bastard of the animal kingdom. I just found one on my back the other day while folfing out at Stafford Lake. Nasty little shits. Luckily I got him before he got me - narrowly escaping a scorching case of Lime Disease! Phew! And they eat heavy on animals I like.
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Cockroaches
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I grew up in Houston. If you've been there you know cockroaches, and how BIG they get in TEXAS!
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We saw a some sort of mutant cockroach last night with these huge pinchers. Must have been a couple of inches long.
You know about chiggers? Nasty little things are 10x worse than mosquitos. I'm pissed just thinking about them
You know about chiggers? Nasty little things are 10x worse than mosquitos. I'm pissed just thinking about them
Koala Bears need to be on the list.
They're like the cranky hippie of the animal kingdom...sure they're fine if they're all stoned up in a tree somewhere, but put them in my backpack, and they go insane.
They're like the cranky hippie of the animal kingdom...sure they're fine if they're all stoned up in a tree somewhere, but put them in my backpack, and they go insane.
Oh, I'll back up the chiggers comment.
I get huge welts from mosquitos - but tbat is NOTHING compared to a chigger bite. I have had 15-20 at one time before (on my feet - they bit through my stockings) and I still have tiny scars from where I couldn't leave them alone. They make these hard "straws" in your skin and nothing makes the itching go away. They are EVIL.
You also realize that most of the items on your list aren't actually animals, right? :)
I get huge welts from mosquitos - but tbat is NOTHING compared to a chigger bite. I have had 15-20 at one time before (on my feet - they bit through my stockings) and I still have tiny scars from where I couldn't leave them alone. They make these hard "straws" in your skin and nothing makes the itching go away. They are EVIL.
You also realize that most of the items on your list aren't actually animals, right? :)
Insects are animals. Kingdom Animalia, Phylum Arthropoda. Biology 101.
I would add squirrels (so creepy) and people who look like pigs. I know the later isn't really an animal, but they are their own disturbing breed of human. I get chills just thinking about them!
Dang! Aced out twice with the chiggers. Bats are icky too. But I think they eat mosquitoes so - never mind.
Gotta put another chigger comment. I work outdoors and have about 100 chigger bites on me at the moment...my personal most hated animal
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