Jobs for George Bush after he leaves office.
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Bush is a douche!
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Sort Lego by color.
2
Watch the water till it boils when Laura is cooking.
3
Write fiction novels.
He's good at telling tales.... well... kind of.
4
He could be a clown, but that is insulting to clown's everywhere.
The problem is... he's not talented. A clown must be talented, like tying balloon animals. George would be too busy playing with the balloon to learn how to tie it.
5
A Fox News Reporter.
He might actually shine at this job!
6
Garbage man.
He should do a real days work....... he'd crumble.
7
Mow lawns.
But could you trust him with a gas powered cutting device? He would be a danger to all around him.
8
Stablehand.
He could never shovel enough shit to compare with what he's been slinging around the White House.
9
Ceiling tile counter.
We will give him a calculator to give him some help.
10
Janitor.
11
Mini putt golf attendent.
12
Gas bar attendant.
He would be working with one of his best friends.... gas!
13
Script writer for Saturday Night Live
SNL has gotten lame, VERY lame!!
Thank you!!!! I wanted to put that, but played it safe.
Again... thanks!
Again... thanks!
I'm gonna email this to him; I'm sure he'll appreciate all of the creative effort you put into this- I did.
He could go back into sports and be the guys who drives the machine around the driving range sucking up golf balls.
He could go back into sports and be the guys who drives the machine around the driving range sucking up golf balls.
Thanks for the laugh, Raant! :)
Wait, wait, wait...number 3 (fiction novelist) would never happen. A novelist needs decent grammar and the ability to use big words in order to write anything worth reading.
But, I do think he'd be GREAT at the Lego sorting.
But, I do think he'd be GREAT at the Lego sorting.
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