Dumb American Laws
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Introduction
this is only a SMALL slice of dumb laws.
1
Alabama- Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
but what if I don't have any Kleenex and I'm wearing a sleeveless shirt??
2
Alaska- Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.
This makes sense.... if you want the pictures, shoot the bear first!
3
Iowa- One-armed piano players must perform for free.
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4
Arkansas- Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Good thing Mr. Clinton and Ms. Lewinsky were in Washington when they were gettin' it on!!
5
Virginia- Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
I guess Croc's are out of the question!
6
Washington- You are not allowed to breast feed in public.
I feel sorry for those hungry tikes!
7
Wisconsin- You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
Is this for real? what about automated urinals?
8
North Dakota- It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.
Hmmmmmmmmm...........................
9
Montana- Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.
What do the Plains State's have against Indian's??? DAMN!!!
10
Maine- You may not step out of a plane in flight.
I had no plan on it.... parachute or not!
WEll, good grief! At least, I know I am safe on a windy day in Alabama.
Very good list, thanks!
Very good list, thanks!
I Arizona it is illegal to hunt camels.
Evidently the US Army once experimented with camels in the Arizona desert, and eventually gave up. The remaining camels were set free, and are now protected.
Additionally it is against the law for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs.
Evidently the US Army once experimented with camels in the Arizona desert, and eventually gave up. The remaining camels were set free, and are now protected.
Additionally it is against the law for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs.
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