Bushisms: Weeks Top 10 Updated 07/29/07
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This just in: Jeb Bush has been placed on suicide watch. He just read the study proving that first born children have higher IQs than their younger siblings.
He gives us a never ending supply.
10. "I understand small business growth. I was one."
Still are.
9. "I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs."
How do you spell gibberish?
8. "If you find a neighbor in need, you're responsible for serving that neighbor in need, you're responsible for loving a neighbor just like you'd like to love yourself. "
Sounds like he spent a little too long loving himself as a kid. It DOES kill brain cells.
7. "I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for my predecessors as well."
This I have to see.
6. "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
Whose your daddy?.
5. "I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."
I know, I know.
4. "We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make -- it would hope -- put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see."
That is all we want.
3. "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
I,ve got nothin. Make up you own joke.
2. "I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."
Those short naps in mid sentence are great, aren't they?
1. "As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."
Why don't I believe this?
someone told me that there was a daily calender of these. have there really be THAT many? This also makes me ask the question: in an age of media where image is sooooo important, regardless of your political leanings, how can you get elected as President of the most powerful nation in the world saying stuff like this? I mean everyone makes mistakes once in a while, I can sympathize, but a daily calendar full?
It also leads me to the Karl Rove game. The Karl Rove game allows you to imagine where you could be in your own professional life if you had Karl Rove as your top assistant and lead negotiator. I think I could be the new CEO of Yahoo.
It also leads me to the Karl Rove game. The Karl Rove game allows you to imagine where you could be in your own professional life if you had Karl Rove as your top assistant and lead negotiator. I think I could be the new CEO of Yahoo.
the people that voted him into office are the same people that make nascar the number one spectator sport in america and walmart expand like the borg in star trek. everyone on the liberal coasts of the US like to think the country revolves around them (at least the E! network thinks so), but when it comes to voting time and the republicans waving the anti-abortion rally flag, the shear numbers in the fly-over states that vote christian conservative, like good little sheep, have been winning the vote. we're likely to see more of this, unfortunately, as more educated liberal leaning people tend to have one or two children, per family and the dumb-ass wal-mericans of the center states, tend to breed like flies.
sometimes, it's enough to ponder buying a coat and heading to canada.
sometimes, it's enough to ponder buying a coat and heading to canada.
Wait a minute there Bucko; my next list was going to be the ten best NASCAR drivers of all time. Although I have given up Wal Mart for Target.
My wife and I had the two kids vs a dozen two days ago.
Oh yeah, there is a Bushism book with over 800 entries.
I'm not sure it's abortion; I believe morons on both coasts and in between vote for the guy who least reminds them of their boss.
My wife and I had the two kids vs a dozen two days ago.
Oh yeah, there is a Bushism book with over 800 entries.
I'm not sure it's abortion; I believe morons on both coasts and in between vote for the guy who least reminds them of their boss.
Make that, "two kids vs a dozen discussion" See anyone can do it.
sorry, man. maybe it's just a regional thing. the nascar fans in my little midwestern burg, aren't exactly known for their intellectual prowess or openness to change.
thanks for the suggestion. i just scanend the cliff-note version on wikipedia, looks interesting. same goes with your other suggestion, "biomimicry". i'll look into em.
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