Why Having a Roommate Sucks
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The Atkins Diet
After cooking some "breakfast meats," this is what sits on our stove, 24-7. Is there something wrong with using a nice, clean, smell-free microwave to cook bacon and sausage??
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The Greasy Stovetop that Atkins Brings
I have recently purchased stock in various grease-cutting cleaners!
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The Greasy Countertop that Atkins Brings
Did I mention that my first job was working at KFC? My FAVORITE part of the job was when we got to clean out the fryers that the chicken went into and change the grease. I HATE GREASE!!!!
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Christmas Decorations
Not just a Santa blow up snow globe, but also a hideous blue-lighted Christmas tree! Ralphie's Dad is envious I'm sure! (PS- I was NOT consulted about the erection of the Christmas decor. I just pay rent!)
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One More Glimpse
Just in case you needed a better view of that sweet Santa snow globe!
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The Loading of the Dishwasher
Now really- who loads silverware like this?! If my wrists are accidentally sliced while emptying the dishwasher, please call 911 for me!
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The Defrosting of Chicken
Yes, it happens on the edge of the counter. Can you say salmonella?
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Mustard!
I have nothing against mustard. In fact, I consider it one of the finer condiments. Still, I usually like to use one bottle completely before I open another one....or four.
Oh my gosh! This list made me laugh! Reminded me so much of the roommates I had in college. Having a roommate definitely teaches you a lot about compromising and learning how to get along with people who are different from yourself. Thanks for the laugh! :->
This list made me laugh also! I recall a skillet in my brother's apt. that became permanently adhered to the stove top!
At least, some of the eating utensils here have ended "up" in the dishwasher! :-)
At least, some of the eating utensils here have ended "up" in the dishwasher! :-)
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