Things about Southern Speech I hate!

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I work in Dallas, but I am a Yankee, that means from the Northern part of the country. I hear this stuff everyday, and I work in Technology, You'd think people would have a clue.

Oh Mylanta!

Reference to the Lord using a chemical diarrhea concoction.

Quizzix

Means "as Quick as". I don't know how many time I have heard someone say, "As Quizzix that he was on the 'dozer"

Y'all

I am guilty of this myself, but I hate myself.

All Y'all

For those time when Y'all is used as a singular noun meaning you, but them saying All Y'all means all of you who think about yourselves in the third person.

Ride my 'Dozer

In reference to clearing his land, he ride yes a 'dozer.

Ken I 'ehhp yeah?

Can I help you?

Gitt'r Dun

Get the job done. This is more related to the Comedy sketch, but it's true.

Pitcher

As in a Pitcher of lemonade, or thier kids.

Bless your pea pickin heart

I am not sure what this means.

Winders

Thats Microsoft Windows.

Bless her Heart

Thank you for this one Pam!..There are so many I have to hear them to add them, but this one! I love it, She is trying to lose weight, bless her heart!

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Texas ladies get away with the biggest insults by adding: "bless her heart". For example, "she just has the hardest time keeping her house clean, bless her heart." Translation = she is a pig.