Men's grooming habits

Hop in shower, use bar soap, cheap shampoo, halfway dry, hop out, done.

Lather, scrape, scrape, bitch, bitch, rinse, splash a little, bitch a little more, done

This doesn't apply as much to pre-middle age guys. But eventually you all turn into sprouting geezers. So....
Only when wife complains, use special gizmo that was in Christmas stocking one year and buzz in nose, use another gizmo from a different Christmas stocking and buzz eyebrows. Then, when old age really hits, the poor wife has to pluck ear hair. She says she is trying to be gentle, but the whole time she is really grabbing a bunch and pulling hard to make up for all the years of underarm & leg shaving and eyebrow plucking.

Wash in shower with Suave because that's all the family can afford after buying all of the good stuff for the ladies of the house. Comb / brush, done.

Clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, chew a corner - done.

See above link.

Does anybody know what rich and/or famous guys do? I just can't see Mrs. Mel Gibson plucking ear hair. Just askin?