Jezebel Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Snap Judgment: Brad, Maddox Break Our Hearts, Root For The Yankees

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[New York, September 4. Image via Splash]

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Dirt Bag: Take A Picture Of Jude Law, Get Punched

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Jude Law was arrested for allegedly assaulting a photographer outside his home in West London. [The Sun]

Is Chelsy Davy moving to London to be near boyfriend Prince Harry? Also, y so many ys? [The...

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Weighty Issues: Newsflash: Skinny People Are Born That Way

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You know how some people can eat and eat and eat and never gain a pound? They have their DNA to thank (duh!). Scientists have discovered the "skinny" gene, reports MSNBC. It all started 50 years ago,...

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Snap Judgment: Charlize Theron's All-White Outfit Goes Well With Pigeon-Poop

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[Venice, Italy; September 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Buffalo Soldiers: A 105-pound woman took first place at the ...

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A 105-pound woman took first place at the National Buffalo Wing Festival this weekend by devouring 173 wings in 12 minutes. Sonya Thomas, a competitive eater known as "The Black Widow," was up...

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Clips: 'The Pick Up Artist': Boys Don't Cry... But Men Do

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Do you see that screen grab of Mystery from last night's Pick Up Artist? Take a look at his left eye. See that shiny thing? That's a tear! All...

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Slacker Boyfriends: Another new study we that exhibits why higher ...

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Another new study we that exhibits why higher education in this country is the best in the world finds that men are more likely to ditch their careers for romance. Seriously: they were more than...

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America The 'beautiful': 'Glamour' Just Loooooves America Ferrera For Undermining The Whole Skinny Blond Hollywood Stereotype It Helped Create

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Glamour's October cover girl is Ugly Betty America Ferrera, and you don't have to be a Glamour guest blogger like Perez Hilton to clue into the notion that the photo is somewhat, erm, lessened.. The...

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Snap Judgment: Justin Timberlake's Shorts: Plaid On The Inside?

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[Las Vegas, September 2. Image via Flynet]

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Models 101: Naomi Campbell: Not just physically abusive, ...

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Naomi Campbell: Not just physically abusive, but also besieged by multiple personalities? "Her voice is totally different than what you hear on TV. She's a totally different person," says the...

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Cum On: We're All Straight Here, But Sperm Annoys Us

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There's a new book called Sperm Count out about the history of sperm and the role it has played in our culture. Nerve has an interview with the author, Lisa Jean Moore, if you can stomach it (there's...

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Knocked Up: TMZ is reporting that producers of upcoming ...

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TMZ is reporting that producers of upcoming film Tulia have scrapped plans to start filming in October because the film's star, Halle Berry, is three months pregnant. (As we hinted!) We don't know...

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Snap Judgment: Bridget Moynahan & Baby: Tom Who?

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[Santa Monica, September 4. Image via x17]

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Born Obscenities: Giving Birth Just Got A Lot More "Glamorous"

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Don't mind the placenta: Childbirth is about to get a "fashionable" makeover. And by "fashionable" we don't mean that another size-0, label-worshipping celebrity is going to defy the fertility odds...

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Models 101: Naomi Campbell is blaming Gianni Versace's ...

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Naomi Campbell is blaming Gianni Versace's 1997 murder for her problems with drugs, alcohol, and, uh, attitude. Yet another facet of the Versace murder left untapped by the NY Times' Cathy Horyn. ...

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Snap Judgment: Another Rough Night? Cameron Diaz's On-Set Scowl

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[New York, September 4. Image via Splash]

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Provacating Our Bafflement: Maggie Gyllenhaal In Goth Lingerie: Ew

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Maggie Gyllenhaal's "non-threatening" series of Agent Provacateur lingerie ads prompt a whole bevy of questions, so we'll just do this stream-of-consciousness style. Like, why so ugly? In every...

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Edumacation: Boys In The Classroom Make Girls Stoopid

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When you think back to the pigtail-pulling and stink bombs, did most of the madness in your grammar-school years come from boys? Sure, there's a special kind of torture that goes on between roving...

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Models 101: Supermodels are dead. Or at least that's ...

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Supermodels are dead. Or at least that's what Claudia Schiffer thinks: "In order to become a supermodel one must be on all the covers all over the world at the same time so that people can recognize...

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Dumb Studies: If Scott Baio And Liza Minnelli Had Great Sex, Is There Any Sense To Be Made Of The World?

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Our friend John told us the other day that all men know, within five seconds whether they'd do a girl, whether they'd date her and whether they would want to meet her mom. And a new scientific study...

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Snap Judgment: Vivica A. Fox: Jessica Simpson's "Best Black Friend"?

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[Hollywood, September 1. Image via X17]
Earlier: Black Women: Wise Best Friends To White Women Everywhere

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Standing By Her Man: Tipper Gore would stand by her husband if ...

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Tipper Gore would stand by her husband if he ran for president, reports Vanity Fair as told to Matt Drudge This is not that surprising, since, you know, she did it, what, four or five times before,...

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Barely Legal: Hey Teens: Let's Talk About Sex

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The Midwest Teen Sex Show is both a bizarre and brilliant concept. A biweekly podcast made by adults and intended to be "sex information" rather than "sex education", the show uses skits and...

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Something Old: For her recent nuptials, a U.K. woman named ...

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For her recent nuptials, a U.K. woman named Charlotte Middleton wore a wedding dress that had been in her family for 97 years -- and she was the sixth bride to wear it! The embroidered silk dress...

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Snap Judgment: Brad & Angie's Venetian Vacation: Checking The Diaper

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[Venice, Italy; September 3. Image via x17]

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Snap Judgment: Brad & Angie's Venetian Vacation: Boarding The Boat

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[Venice, Italy; September 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Snap Judgment: Brad & Angie's Venetian Vacation: On The Boardwalk

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[Venice, Italy; September 3. Image via x17]

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Bipolar Fleeced: Moody? Magazine Ads Got You Wondering If You're Manic-Depressive? Ask An Adolescent

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Jezebel readers ought to know: there is a dark, personal side to our Wednesday tabloid ritual that is Midweek Madness: The barrage of advertisements in the celebrity tabloids that taunt us with the...

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Models 101: Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima tells ...

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Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima tells New York magazine that she is best known for "my breasts... and my virginity." Her virginity? How did we miss this one? Then again she is one of Derek...

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Style File: Feminism's Fourth Wave: Fall Fashion?

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A little while ago, we bemoaned the direction of this fall's fashion. (In a word? Snooze!) Here's an interesting viewpoint: International Herald Tribune's kookily coiffed fashion critic Suzy Menkes...

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Snap Judgment: Sienna Miller Had A Rough Night Too

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[Heathrow Airport, U.K.; September 4. Image via Splash]

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Clips: 'The Hills' Have Allies

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So this week on The Hills, Spencer broke up with Brody for being too friendly with Lauren; JustinBobby told Audrina that he doesn't want to put...

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Oldies But Goodies: Hey ladies! Do you want to fill out "ugly ...

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Hey ladies! Do you want to fill out "ugly hollows" and "gain those fascinating, swelling curves"? We've got a way "to firm and strengthen flabby, sagging tissues." And it's only a dollar! Of course,...

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Fashion Is Weak: Fashion Is, Actually, Mostly About Vanity And Consumerism

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Fashion Week is here! And with it, the inevitable Fashion Week-pegged crop of even more inevitable stories about the many wondrous aspects of making clothes: The one declaring the "paradigm shift"...

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Snap Judgment: Amy & Blake: Tanned, Rested And Ready

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[Gatwick Airport, September 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Trash TV: 'Rock Of Love': Heather Gets Inked

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Guess what? Watching women get tattooed arouses Bret Michaels! Last night on Rock of Love, Heather--the 32-year-old stripper--got "Bret"...

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Ciao Valentino: It's been a long-time coming but, just like ...

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It's been a long-time coming but, just like death, no matter the circumstances surrounding it, the blow is never dulled: WWD is reporting that Valentino will be resigning from his eponymous fashion...

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Female Trouble: Where Have All The Good Girls Gone?

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In today's Telegraph, Frances Wilson writes about bad girls, sad girls and good girls. "Because you can't throw a crisp packet these days without hitting a tabloid picture of a talented and beautiful...

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Snap Judgment: Dear George Clooney: Uh, Rough Night?

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[Deauville, France; September 3. Image via Splash]

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Rag Trade: Breaking Fashion Week News: Ralph Lauren Holds Himself In High Regard

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Tomorrow is Fashion Week, and to get your bile a-flowing we have excerpted the inimitable Ralph Lauren: "What is wonderful is that I have had success doing what I love and what I believed in. I...

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Newsbabes In Iraq: ABC's Martha Raddatz Interviews Bush In Iraq And, Oh Yeah, Katie Couric Does Too

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George Bush went to Iraq for his Labor Day 2K7 BBQ and talked to Katie Couric and some other lady news correspondent who's been to Iraq like 89 times already, not that ABC News is pointing that out...

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Jezebel Wednesday, September 05, 2007

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Introduction

Snap Judgment: Brad, Maddox Break Our Hearts, Root For The Yankees

Dirt Bag: Take A Picture Of Jude Law, Get Punched

Weighty Issues: Newsflash: Skinny People Are Born That Way

Snap Judgment: Charlize Theron's All-White Outfit Goes Well With Pigeon-Poop

Buffalo Soldiers: A 105-pound woman took first place at the ...

Clips: 'The Pick Up Artist': Boys Don't Cry... But Men Do

Slacker Boyfriends: Another new study we that exhibits why higher ...

America The 'beautiful': 'Glamour' Just Loooooves America Ferrera For Undermining The Whole Skinny Blond Hollywood Stereotype It Helped Create

Snap Judgment: Justin Timberlake's Shorts: Plaid On The Inside?

Models 101: Naomi Campbell: Not just physically abusive, ...

Cum On: We're All Straight Here, But Sperm Annoys Us

Knocked Up: TMZ is reporting that producers of upcoming ...

Snap Judgment: Bridget Moynahan & Baby: Tom Who?

Born Obscenities: Giving Birth Just Got A Lot More "Glamorous"

Models 101: Naomi Campbell is blaming Gianni Versace's ...

Snap Judgment: Another Rough Night? Cameron Diaz's On-Set Scowl

Provacating Our Bafflement: Maggie Gyllenhaal In Goth Lingerie: Ew

Edumacation: Boys In The Classroom Make Girls Stoopid

Models 101: Supermodels are dead. Or at least that's ...

Dumb Studies: If Scott Baio And Liza Minnelli Had Great Sex, Is There Any Sense To Be Made Of The World?

Snap Judgment: Vivica A. Fox: Jessica Simpson's "Best Black Friend"?

Standing By Her Man: Tipper Gore would stand by her husband if ...

Barely Legal: Hey Teens: Let's Talk About Sex

Something Old: For her recent nuptials, a U.K. woman named ...

Snap Judgment: Brad & Angie's Venetian Vacation: Checking The Diaper

Snap Judgment: Brad & Angie's Venetian Vacation: Boarding The Boat

Snap Judgment: Brad & Angie's Venetian Vacation: On The Boardwalk

Bipolar Fleeced: Moody? Magazine Ads Got You Wondering If You're Manic-Depressive? Ask An Adolescent

Models 101: Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima tells ...

Style File: Feminism's Fourth Wave: Fall Fashion?

Snap Judgment: Sienna Miller Had A Rough Night Too

Clips: 'The Hills' Have Allies

Oldies But Goodies: Hey ladies! Do you want to fill out "ugly ...

Fashion Is Weak: Fashion Is, Actually, Mostly About Vanity And Consumerism

Snap Judgment: Amy & Blake: Tanned, Rested And Ready

Trash TV: 'Rock Of Love': Heather Gets Inked

Ciao Valentino: It's been a long-time coming but, just like ...

Female Trouble: Where Have All The Good Girls Gone?

Snap Judgment: Dear George Clooney: Uh, Rough Night?

Rag Trade: Breaking Fashion Week News: Ralph Lauren Holds Himself In High Regard

Newsbabes In Iraq: ABC's Martha Raddatz Interviews Bush In Iraq And, Oh Yeah, Katie Couric Does Too

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