Jezebel Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Snap Judgment: Angelina, Brad Show The French What "Chic" Looks Like

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[Deauville, France; Sept. 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Dirt Bag: Michelle Williams: Soon-To-Be-Single Mom

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Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams: SPLIT! "They've been fighting for six months," says a source. Their daughter, Matilda, is 23 months old. [Star]

Michelle's dad says he has "great respect for...

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Maker's Time: The Week That Was: Homos, Handbags And "Homicide Bombings"...

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Senator Craigslist tapped his foot in Minnesota, and cheap Vera Wang suddenly materialized there!
Miss Teen South Carolina cuntificated her way into our bitter black hearts.
Again and again, on...

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Sponsors: Our Sponsors Are Well-Versed On The Iraq

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We're retiring early today because we're weary and sluggish from fasting in preparation for Fashion Week, which starts Tuesday, but we'd never leave without an extravagant air kiss aimed at our...

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Snap Judgment: George Clooney Looks Grumpy, Hungry

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[Venice, Italy; August 31. Image via x17]

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Broadsides: Emotionally Retarded Hubbies Are Nothing New

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A new study indicates that 90% of pregnant women feel stressed during pregnancy, usually over a number of "taboo" topics that they don't feel like they can discuss publicly. Among them? Nearly...

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Sucking Corporate Teat: Republicans Oppose Breast Milk (Though We're Fairly Sure One Is Hypocritically Guzzling It In An Airport Bathroom As We Speak)

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Meet Clayton Yeutter: heartland Republican, onetime agriculture secretary, former RNC chairman, powerful Capital Hill lobbyist and reported babykiller. Here's the story: a few years ago the...

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The Lady Bunch: Oprah & Tyra Make Good Gaytime TV

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Everything was in reruns this week. Again. Thankfully, The View comes back (with Whoopi!) on Tuesday, and then Oprah and Tyra return with all new...

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Snap Judgment: What The Hell Happened To Ryan Phillippe?

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[Hollywood, CA; August 30. Image via x17.]

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Baggage Claim: Does The Average Woman Really Have 21 Handbags?

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Earlier today, we posted about the average woman and the report that she owns 21 handbags. I thought that number was too low, Moe thought it too high. (I confess, I have a bag problem.) But this is...

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Hints From Hell: Relationship tip: Don't ever laugh when your ...

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Relationship tip: Don't ever laugh when your boyfriend farts. At least not the "first" time he does it. If you giggle, snort, or display even the slightest hint of amusement when he crosses the new...

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Mo Money Mo Problems: Human Condition Got Ya Down? Take It From Ryan Reynolds And My Drugstore Cashier: You're Better Off Broke

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Just bought People at Duane Reade, where the following interaction occurred:

Clerk: Oh, his first name is Owen... For some reason I thought it was his last name.

Me: Um, yeah, his brother, Luke...

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Snap Judgment: Amy Winehouse Makes Friends On Vacation

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[St. Lucia, August 30. Image via Splash]

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Pimp My Vadge: Experts Agree: Vaginoplasty Is Stupid, Unnecessary, & Dangerous

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We sorta figured out on our own that unnecessary cosmetic surgery on your vagina is bad for you, but now a report from the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists is making it official....

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Foreign Affairs: Reuters is ...

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Reuters is reporting that Japanese men worried about bulging bellies (too much Sapporo?) can now opt for boxer-brief girdles and T-shirts with tummy control panels. To which we say: LOL! Due to a...

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Tweenage Wasteland: 'Tramps-In-Training' Author Speaks, Dodges Tween Bullets

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Yesterday, we told you about one mom's struggle with finding appropriate clothing for her 11-year-old daughter, since so much of the fashion in stores seems to be aimed at "tramps-in-training." The...

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Snap Judgment: Sienna Miller Appears Unsteady, Perhaps Sick

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[London, August 30. Images via Splash]

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Pr Nightmare: The Fashionista Diaries' Mandie 'Cunt Face' Erickson: Before She Was Famous

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A very awesome reader pointed us in the direction of this photo of The Fashionista Diaries' Mandie "Cunt Face" Erickson from back in the day (way back--before Natasha's junkie, scabby face looked...

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Eye Openers: Ever wondered how much of a jolt you actually ...

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Ever wondered how much of a jolt you actually get from Diet Coke? Boing Boing posts about a report in the Journal of Food Science in which researchers analyzed some popular brands for actual caffeine...

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Clips: 'The Real World': Girl Proudly Admits To Being A Cock Tease

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With each new season of The Real World, we feel older and older, and with this most recent incarnation of the flagship of roommate-based reality...

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Snap Judgment: Beastie Boy Mike D Puts The "Old" In "Old School"

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[L.A., August 30. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Rag Trade: Lily Cole Feels Our Ambivalence

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Aw, Lily Cole: So young, so naive. Says the model: "One of the more useful consequences of my role as a model might be to encourage more people to ask questions about the global clothing industry...

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Not A Tussi: A Primer On The Most Powerful Woman You've Never Heard Of

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We were spending so much time casting blogstones at our fellow Americans' ignorance we probably deserved the humiliation of admitting we weren't familiar with the woman the great authorities at...

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Excess Baggage: Researchers have found that the average 30-year-old ...

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Researchers have found that the average 30-year-old woman owns 21 handbags and buys a new one every three months, reports the Daily Mail. That adds up to 111 bags over the course of a lifetime. Is it...

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Snap Judgment: Christina Ricci Accessorizes 'Pulp Fiction' Haircut With Happy German

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[Berlin, August 30. Image via Flynet]

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Dirt Bag: Newsflash: Britney Spears Doesn't Really Have To Work

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Britney Spears makes an average of $737,868 a month, y'all. [TMZ]

Keep in mind she hasn't released an album since 2003. [DailyMail]

Speaking of Britney, her former manager, Larry Rudolph, was...

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Evening Purge: 50 Cent Is In Favor Of Feminism, Cheating Husbands, Whatever...

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50 Cent on the next leader of the free world: "I'd like to see Hillary Clinton be president. It would be nice to see a woman be the actual president and ... this is a way for us to have Bill Clinton...

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9/11 Never Forget: Nation's Coeds Dumber Than Your 'Girls Gone' Wildest Dreams

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Today a TMZ videographer walked around a college campus documenting the stupidity that TMZ hath wrought. They found six or seven separate San Diego State students who could not tell them the year...

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Rip: Remember Jose in Breakfast at Tiffany's? ...

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Remember Jose in Breakfast at Tiffany's? The gorgeous Brazilian who seems to actually love Holly and wants to give her a better life and Portugese lessons? In real life his name was Jose Luis de...

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Style File: Is A Big Name In Film The Next Big Name In Fashion?

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In Sunday's New York Times T magazine, fashion critic Cathy Horyn discusses Harvey Weinstein's purchase of legendary fashion label Halston. "Only one individual has succeeded in getting Halston...

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Snap Judgment: Dear Kelly Osbourne: We Wouldn't Be Smiling In This Outfit Either. It's August!

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[London, August 29. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Live To Tell: A stylist in London gives his account of ...

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A stylist in London gives his account of pulling clothes for Madonna in the sort of entertaining way and attention for details that only a gay man obsessed with Madge could do. Spoiler alert: She's a...

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Piracy Funds Terrorism: 'NY Times' Explains How Fake Handbags Cause Terrorist Attacks

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Readers, it has been a LONG FUCKING DAY on the righteous indignation front. So long, in fact, that we are finding it difficult to summon the requisite moral outrage to properly address leading...

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Clips: 'ANTM' Cycle 9 Opening Credits With New Girls

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A company that creates opening titles for TV shows and films had one of its more recent projects on their site: The opening sequence of Top Model...

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Snap Judgment: Sheryl Crow Holds Baby Boy On Right (You Know What That Means)

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Hos Know: 'Rock of Love' Girls Talk About Sex, Sausage

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Nerve has sex-themed Q&A with some of the Rock of Love babes (Heather, Lacey, Rodeo and Brandi C.). We're sure you'll be happy to know that Rodeo's response to "What's going on in your life?" was...

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Pretty Wired: Condé Nast is launching a new beauty blog ...

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Condé Nast is launching a new beauty blog called ProductFiend.com. The site will "focus comprehensively on everything from acne to anti-aging." It has no connection to Allure, but since it's Condé...

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Crap Email From A Dude: Dear Jess, I Could Not Be Saving The Universe Right Now If I Were Not So Morally Certain You Should Be Fucking Me And Not Your Husband

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You know how, back in the very beginning, we referred to "Crap Email From A Dude" as a public service? This one is not only a public service, it's a meta public service, because its sender,...

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Snap Judgment: Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher Have A "Moment"

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[New York, August 29. Image via Splash]

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Maternal Affairs: Which Celebrity Moms Are Secretly Depressed?

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Over on Babble's Strollerderby blog, there's a post (based on a report yesterday ) about the claim that the way a woman holds her baby can indicate whether or not she is depressed. Most moms hold...

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The Weigh-in: Folio stacks up the September gynomags side-by-side, ...

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Folio stacks up the September gynomags side-by-side, and finds that Vogue not only weighs the most, it boasts nearly three hundred ad pages before that Editor's note in which Anna Wintour talks about...

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