Actual Newspaper Headlines
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Introduction
I thought these were funny. So I decided to share with you.
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Police Begin to Run Down Jaywalkers
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
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Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
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Miners Refuse to Work After Death
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendants
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
10
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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17 Remain Dead in Morgue Shooting Spree
HA HA HA! Those were great, Norm. Thanks!
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