Songs with funky lyrics.. hehe

I was born in a crossfire hurricane ...and I howled at my ma in the driving rain
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas But it's all right (now) I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas! Gas! Gas! If he howled at his ma out here, everyone would think he is very mentally disturbed for sure.

Go Too-Ra-Loo-Ra Too-Ra-Loo-Rye-Aye Eileen I'll hum this tune forever
Come on Eileen,oh... Okay, it's a nice beat, however, what the heck is the loo ray ey supposed to be about? it's too funny.

In an mmm bop they're gone. In an mmm bop they're not there. In an mmm bop they're gone. In an mmm bop they're not there. Until you lose your hair. But you don't care. I always wondered what's an hmm bop, and what were these guying doing in the studio garage when they came out with this one? The world liked it ten times over, and no one ever asked about the concept, lol.

So I'm really to attack, gonna lead the pack. Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out. That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up.
A few times I've been around that track, so it's not just gonna happen like that Cause I aint no Hollaback girl. Well if we could all live like that, and just do it all, I am sure, it was would always be amusing to say the least. I don't care if I ever make a touchdown, myself, but it's a funky song, nonetheless.

Buying bread from a man in Brussels. He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich, and he said, "I come from a land down under". Can someone please tell me what a Vegemite sandwich is? I can't remember what the DJay said back then. Funky... If we aren't from Australia, we don't get the reference as much.

Talk about talk about talk about... Talk about it. Talk about talk about talk about moving. Gotta move on. Gotta move on Won't you take me to: Funky Town?
What's the town? The original singer makes no reference... What is a funky town exactly? She never says. She just wants to go there, hehe.

Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta on a red eye midnight flight
she held Wanda's hand as they worked out a plan and it didn't take um long to decide that Earl had to die goodbye Earl those black eyed peas they tasted all right to me earl you're feeling weak, why dont you lay down to sleep earl... So the Dixie chicks kill Earl in a song, and it becomes number one. Leave it to them. People wanted to have it banned when it came out.. Funky concept..