Names For My New Band (that suck ass)
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Introduction
If I can only decide on a great name for my new band, I will definitely start it... soon... I swear... this time I really mean.... no really... oh, shut up!
1
The Sex Pimples
I had these, and they suck ass
2
Poopy Pants
3
That Itch
... and it won't go away...
4
Snot Sandwich
5
Wrong Said Fred
Too Negative
6
Loose Pussy
Nobody likes a slutty feline.
7
N.A.M.B.L.A.
Another "group" of men that mainly play with organs already has this name...
8
Tow Jamm
Get it? It's spelled like "tow truck", not "toe". And "jam" has an extra "m" for extra "mmmmmmmm".
9
Tulips on an Organ
WAY better than "A Rose on a Piano"
10
Sticks
This one would have been a STYX cover band
11
Erection Lasting More That 4 Hours
We could never fit this on a t-shirt
12
The Turd Merchants
13
Pink Lynard Zeppelin Stones Supply
This name would have paid tribute to the bands eclectic musical influences
14
The Depends
As I get older and still have no band, this names starts making more sense
15
It Drives Me Nuts
The punchline to the best joke EVER!
16
Swallow Don't Spit
way too gay
17
Music of Mass Distruction
What about "Slappin Halyards"--- we spent the night on the boat and all the halyards were slapping--it was mighty windy.
Q: What's worse than a lobster on your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ.
A: Crabs on your organ.
I used 2 want 2 have a band named Black Licorice but then I decided that was kinda gay. Lol! I like yer # 14 name though.
Wrong Said Fred is actually pretty cool
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