Musicians I'd totally turn into a groupie for

Rocco is sweet, musical, and when he plays "Swing Low" it's roughly the sexiest thing I've ever seen.

I've almost forgiven him for the Jessica Simpson thing. Almost.

Matt is married, and therefore I wouldn't actually turn groupie for him - but I've never seen a man look good with a nose piercing before. That and he sings about sex and broken hearts and plays 12-string guitar which makes him both wonderful and amazing.

Scottish accent, sexy lyrics, curly hair. I adore this man.

I've stood next to Jason and his body actually radiates warmth. This could be useful. Plus he's a goofball and a ton of fun to be around.