Best Misheard Lyrics(MHL)
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Tiny Dancer, Elton John.
Real Lyric: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer.
MHL:Hold me close, I'm tired of Dancin'
MHL:Hold me close, I'm tired of Dancin'
Philadelphia Freedom. Elton John.
RL: ... a Piece of mind my daddy never had.
MHL: a piece of mama daddy never had.
MHL: a piece of mama daddy never had.
You oughtta know, Alannis Morissette
RL: It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
MHL: It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
MHL: It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
Taking care of business, BTO
RL: Taking Care of Business.
MHL: Bakin Carrot Biscuits...
MHL: Bakin Carrot Biscuits...
Like a Virgin, Madonna
RL: Like a virgin....touched ofr the very first time.
MHL: Like a virgin...touched ofr the thirty-first time.
MHL: Like a virgin...touched ofr the thirty-first time.
Limelight, Rush
RL: Living in a fish eye lens....caught in the camera eye
MHL: Living in the fish-islands, caught in the camera eye
MHL: Living in the fish-islands, caught in the camera eye
Sedated, Ramones
RL: I wanna be sedated
MHL:I want a piece of date bread.
MHL:I want a piece of date bread.
Really good one on Britney's crappy new song:
RL: Make him call me mama...
MHL: Make him come in my mouth...
RL: Make him call me mama...
MHL: Make him come in my mouth...
Neil Diamond's Forever In Blue Jeans
RL: Forever in blue jeans
MHL: Reverend Bluejeans
RL: Forever in blue jeans
MHL: Reverend Bluejeans
i have lots of these. and my favorite MHL with tiny dancer is "hold me close, i'm tony danza". my most common:
blinded by the light by manfred mann
RL: blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
MHL: blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night
umbrella by rhianna (you'd think i'd know this from the title):
RL: under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh...
MHL: under my arm for-evah, evah, evha, eh, eh, eh...
blinded by the light by manfred mann
RL: blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
MHL: blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night
umbrella by rhianna (you'd think i'd know this from the title):
RL: under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh...
MHL: under my arm for-evah, evah, evha, eh, eh, eh...
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