A Very Gangsta Christmas

A song that talks about crip-walking under the mistletoe and greedily stuffing yourself with candied yams at your moms house, with a chorus that goes "I'm comin' through to fuck you for the holidays"

"When Christmas comes around ask Santa Claus, 'Santa do you know E-40?' I bet you that nigga say 'He's the homie!'" The one line that every E-40 fan has shouted out at a completely random time (don't front).

"California Love" is easily giddiest, funkiest, most raucous song the usually somber/angsty artist ever recorded. It's also, oddly, the one that sounds the most like Christmas when played by a string quartet of (probably) white hipsters whose yuppie parents pushed classical music lessons on them.