scenes in movies that my brother ruined by sitting with me
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most of these are movies with sex scenes that would have been much more
enjoyable if my brother, Warren had not been sitting beside me making nosies or pointing out obvious details like spitty kisses the strange choice in body doubles...
He can be a real douchebot. And yeah, I was pretty young and impressionable when I
watched all of these.
1
Highlander (1986)
Okay, so I was still pretty young when this came out, but it didn't help to have my brother whispering that he thought Christopher Lambert was really naked. And how he could tell.
2
The Terminator (1984)
Again, this was a great movie for the 80s. The violence alone would be horrific enough. I was probably about 9 by the time we saw it on HBO. I clearly remember my brother complaining about about Linda Hamilton's mullet and how her ribs stuck out.
3
Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
This is a great 80s movie marred only by the bizarre scene near the end where Robert Carradine's character, Louis has sex with the pretty cheerleader, Betty-but he's wearing this horrible Darth Vader mask and at the time she thinks he is her asshat boyfriend, Stan. They present it in the film like she doesn't mind, but it was really awkward. Naturally, my brother thought it was hilarious.
4
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
I know! The 80s were hard for me! This movie is awesome. Rick Baker is awesome. And the sex scene is awesome. Just don't watch it with your older brother. Werewolves are hot.
5
The Evil Dead (1981)
The sex scene in this movie wasn't really all that hot, considering it was involved a tree...an evil, haunted tree* that essentially rapes this woman in the woods. Awkward. But there is plenty of blood and zombie guts to follow.
*"weeds" according to www.imdb.com
*"weeds" according to www.imdb.com
Even worse is watching them with your teenage son. The breast scene in Braveheart comes to mind. Last year we watched Rome together - YIKES!! Full frontal, men and woman, him on him, her on her, brother on sister - WHEW!! The show was great once we got over the awkwardness.
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