Ten of the Worst Movies I've Ever Seen
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Introduction
The following list is no where near a definitive list, and I'm sure I'll be adding to this every now and again, but the entries that did make it are all kinds of bad.
My apologies in advance if I offend anyone, but I had to make this list.
1
Wild Hogs
Blatantly homophobic. Sadly unfunny. Horribly predictable. 100 minutes of my life that I will never ever get back.
2
Bridges of Madison County
Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to watch this while on a bus trip to anywhere. This movie was wrist-slicingly horrible. And just as you thought it was going to end, it kept going.
3
Shallow Hal
This movie is a completely stereotyping, hateful piece of crap. Gwyneth Paltrow should be ashamed.
4
I Heart Huckabees
NO, I DON'T. I don't heart Huckabees. This actually hurt to watch. I sat, stunned, in total torture trying to enjoy this movie...it didn't happen. Not at all.
5
Gerry
I SO wanted to like this movie. I like both Casey Affleck and Matt Damon and thought that a movie they had written would be good. My husband warned me about it. But I didn't listen. This movie was mind-numbingly long and boring and if I had had the energy to get up and walk to the kitchen, I might have slashed a wrist or two.
6
Moulin Rouge
While attempting to watch this chaotic mess, I felt like I would have been better off if I had taken some mind-altering drugs before playing this film. And, if hating this movie makes me any less of a "girly girl", so be it.
7
You Got Served
Where, in any corner of the world, would you find two opposing gangs battling each other for pride and respect...in a dance competition?! This movie is ridiculously stupid. Here's a secret though: If it's on and I come across it, I'm compelled to leave it on. Damn you, Omarion.
8
Smokin' Aces
WTF?! This movie was so convoluted...was there even a plot? Ryan Reynolds was fun to look at though. (I DO heart Ryan Reynolds.)
9
Rocky Horror Picture Show
I have tried a dozen times to get through this movie and I just can't do it. It's impossible.
10
The Hills Have Eyes Part 2 (1985)
The only movie that I've ever seen in which the dog, yes, THE DOG, has a flashback. Yup. Kudos to the dog for putting in the best performance in the film, though.
ANY movie with Tim Allen in it is painful to watch! Try The Rocky Horror Picture show on acid, it doesn't improve the movie much, but you won't care either!
Ok, this was really amusing. You know the little ads that appear in the lists? well, while looking at this good list the ad was for "3:10 to Yuma" making it appear to be on the bad movie list. LOL
Smoking Aces has to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. And Moulin Rouge is HIGHLY overrated.
You forgot "The English Patient" and "Chariots of Fire" (to be fair, I never managed to stay awake long enough to see the slow motion running on the beach), but other than that, this list is perfect!
Any movie with NIcole Kidman is painful to watch. She is even horrible naked.
By the way, I have a picture of Noah that looks exactly like the guy in the black shirt and white pants in the "You Got Served" poster.
Any movie with NIcole Kidman is painful to watch. She is even horrible naked.
By the way, I have a picture of Noah that looks exactly like the guy in the black shirt and white pants in the "You Got Served" poster.
Ishtar!
Great list, LaciLiu!
Great list, LaciLiu!
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