TOP TEN BORAT QUOTES
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"I want to do a romance inside of you."
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"In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."
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"If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..."
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"Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp or make jam. But the most fun is to kill a a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog."
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"There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."
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"We say in Kazakhstan, "Woman who goes with book is like horse without...Saddle."
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"We say in Kazakhstan, "You find me woman with brain, I find you a horse with...Wings."
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"In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."
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"I am very strong physique and I can hold a very large woman down for 3 hours...I am strong, I can throw rock at a gypsy from 15 metres. 10 metre if I am chained up."
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can i see your vageen?
Hey wallygator,
First, I loved your cartoons.
Second, my 20 yr. old daughter won't let me watch Borat as she says it is too crude; plus I know that she has seen it and she feels weird having watched something herself and then having me see it. I said Huh? Like I haven't done crude; she said, "Not this crude, you will be offended, mom."
First, I loved your cartoons.
Second, my 20 yr. old daughter won't let me watch Borat as she says it is too crude; plus I know that she has seen it and she feels weird having watched something herself and then having me see it. I said Huh? Like I haven't done crude; she said, "Not this crude, you will be offended, mom."
Borat is HIL-arious! And yes, a little uncomfortable to watch. But I would say it was the unknowing participants in the movie who were the most offensive - the frat boys, the rodeo guy, the evangelists. They were scary because they were real.
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