My 13 Favorite Porno Movie Titles (Real or Fictitious)
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Introduction
I love a good porno pun movie title, don't you? I'm talking about when real movie titles, like Forrest Gump or The Blair Witch Project, are transformed into porno titles using sex puns, like Sorest Rump or The Bare Wench Project. Call me juvenile, but even the bad ones make me laugh. Here are my 13 favorites, in reverse order.
1
Diddle Her On The Roof
Classic films make great porno spoofs. So do musicals. Put the two together and you have comedy gold. Bun rise, bun set.
2
Glad-He-Ate-Her
This one required some thought, and you have to respect that. I respect it by laughing, because it's funny as hell.
3
On Golden Blonde
I love this one because I remember when "On Golden Pond" came out, and everyone thought it was "soooo wuuuuuuunnnnnnderfulllll." I saw it and thought it was silly crap. They just way over the top with the crusty old New Englander stereotypes.
4
Bi-Curious George
And why not? A monkey will eat his own shit, after all.
5
Rear And Pleasant Danger
Two puns in one title earns this one a top 10 berth.
6
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Sometimes a great porn title starts with a great movie title. Just the phrase "tube packed" makes me laugh, and a metaphor for sex that I'd not heard before.
7
In Diana Jones At The Temple Of Poon
This one makes the list on sheer effort alone. I bet someone spent a week coming up with this. And I don't care who you are, "poon" is a funny word.
8
The Legend In Bagger's Pants
I always love seeing a boring-ass movie sent up with a kick-ass porno title.
9
Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy
Another classic and another A for effort and ridiculousness. Yank my "doodle"? Fanfuckingtastic!
10
Who's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?
Testicles referred to as "grapes" = money.
11
Itty Bitty Gang Bang
I think of midget porn. Then I guffaw.
12
Schindler's Fist
How dare we make fun of such a hallowed movie? Well, that's what makes it funny.
13
Remember The Tightun's
"Titans" to "Tightun's" is hands-down the best porno pun I have ever heard. Sheer brilliance!
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Not to bag on your list..... but....
No porno movie title list is complete without these:
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Inspect Her Gadget
Batman in Robin
ET the Extra Testicle
Silence of the Loins
Porn on the 4th of July
A Clockwork Orgy
Dirty and Hairy
Men in Back
I really could go on and on....
No porno movie title list is complete without these:
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Inspect Her Gadget
Batman in Robin
ET the Extra Testicle
Silence of the Loins
Porn on the 4th of July
A Clockwork Orgy
Dirty and Hairy
Men in Back
I really could go on and on....
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