Actors Who Should Return Their Oscars
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Introduction
Cuba Gooding Jr. and his frakin' terrlble movie choices got me thinking:
Some Academy Award -winning actors need to return their Oscar trophies.
1
Cuba Gooding Jr.
“Snow Dogs,” “Boat Trip” and “Daddy Day Camp”: Three strikes and you’re out!
2
Julia Roberts
Let’s see, she followed up her Oscar-winning role in 2000’s “Erin Brockovich” with “The Mexican,” “America’s Sweethearts” and “Mona Lisa Smile.” Plus, we all know that Julia’s Oscar really belongs to the super fantastic amazing wonderbra she wore throughout the movie anyway.
3
Robin Williams
“Man of the Year,” “Death to Smoochy,” “License to Wed,” “RV,” “Bicentennial Man,” “Jakob the Liar,” “Patch Adams” … Honestly I don’t have room to list all the crapsterpieces Robin Williams has made.
4
Nicolas Cage
“Hi, I’m Nicolas Cage. I won an Academy Award for ‘Leaving Las Vegas,’ and now I’m going to squander my gift in a series of Jerry Bruckheimer action films. Thanks for the Oscar, suckers!”
5
F. Murray Abraham
The Oscar equivalent of the one-hit wonder.
6
Marisa Tomei
Let’s put aside that she shouldn’t have won in the first place; what have you done for us lately, Marisa?
7
Halle Berry
“Perfect Strangers,” “Catwoman,” “Gothika”: Need I go on?
8
Sylvester Stallone
He won an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay for “Rocky.” Years later, Stallone would take on writing again and the results were “Driven” and “Cliffhanger.”
9
Mira Sorvino
“Romy and Michelle's High School Renion" almost gets her off this list ... almost.
10
Helen Hunt
One word: "Twister".

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