10 Things I Would Rather Do Than See 'Daddy Day Camp'
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Introduction
Someone thought “Daddy Day Camp” was a good idea. This terrifies me.
Someone read the script and said, “Now that’s funny.” They won't be getting my hard-earned money.
Here’s 10 things I would rather do than see “Daddy Day Camp”:
1
Hitch a ride with Lindsay Lohan to the drive-in theater and see “I Know Who Killed Me.”
2
Go to a PETA meeting with Michael Vick.
3
Work as an assistant manager at the Hooters in Baghdad.
4
Date Phil Spector.
5
Work in a coal mine.
6
Make sweet, sweet love to Nancy Grace.
7
Work as an intern for Al-Qaeda.
8
Stay home and watch “Boat Trip” on DVD … with the director’s commentary track on.
9
Be raised by Britney Spears.
10
Go to an actual daddy day camp.
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this is great. I had the same reaction upon hearing about Daddy Day Camp and I think if I had had the perspicacity to make a list about it, I would not have immediately plummeted down a Burtonesque spiral of shock and dismay.
this is great. I had the same reaction upon hearing about Daddy Day Camp and I think if I had had the perspicacity to make a list about it, I would not have immediately plummeted down a Burtonesque spiral of shock and dismay.
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