Ways to REALLY PISS OFF your neighbor! (Updated)
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Introduction
MOST of these WILL land you in jail, and should be used as a last resort in any problems you have with your neighbors.
That said.........
They can be highly effective!!!
Send complaints to the usual department :)
Enjoy
1
Steal all of the knobs and handles off of their drawers and cupboards.
2
Paint large swastikas on their vehicles hood.
3
Fill their computer with illegal downloads, call FBI and the RIAA and rat them out.
4
MIx warfarin into their cornmeal.
5
Bend all of their fork tongs in different directions.
6
Poke tiny pinholes into every piece of tupperware they own.
7
Mix up their medications.
8
Turn the contrast and hue on their T.V. to high, throw out the remote.
9
Download a virus on their computer.
10
Mix ashes into their ground coffee.
11
Switch the positive and ground wires on some of their electrical outlets.
12
When they leave on vacation, turn on all their lights and crank the heat until the day they get back, turn all off before they come home.
13
Call cops and report a dead body at their residence.
14
Sign them up for the Michael Jackson fanclub.
15
Place "We support the taliban" sign on their lawn on Independance Day.
16
Steal their wedding pic, have it blown up and put on a billboard downtown with the caption "Incest is the best!"
17
Have sex ON their car, Leave evidence.
18
Deface every family photo they have.
19
Record porn over all their home movies.
20
Call the IRS and report them for tax evasion and racketeering.
21
Throw a spike strip behind their car as they are backing out of their driveway.
22
Piss on their vegetables.
23
Mix Borax into their coffee whitener.
24
Remove half of the rivets and bolts from their ladder.
25
Put a can of soup in the microwave and turn on for 20 min., make sure not to open the can first.
26
Run over the family pet in front of their kids.
27
Run over their kids bikes.
28
Carve new grooves into their record collection.... tell them you are adding "bonus tracks"
29
Crazy glue all of the buttons on their phone.
30
Put bleach into their liquid laundry detergent.
31
Chain a trained pit bull to their door and command it to guard.
32
Pour white sand into their beds. Lightly, you don't want them to know it's there.
33
Don't call and ask them a question. Write the question down, tie it to a brick, and throw it through their window.
34
Buy some fleas and release into their house. 2000 should do.
35
Take all of the batteries out of their smoke alarms.
36
Pour salt into the back of their coffee maker.
37
Wreck some biker's motorcycle, leave their name and address with the wreckage.
38
Spread broken glass shards onto their lawn.
39
Pour out their regular milk and refill with stale breast milk.
40
Swap the labels on their Tuna with labels on their Seafood cat food.
41
Fill all of their cereal boxes with milk, put back in cupboard.
42
Scratch the laser eye on their CD and DVD player.
43
Poop on their doorstep once a week, early in the morning....just before sunrise.
44
Feed their pets booze.
45
Wire the main door knob to the house current. Watch neighbour try to open the door.
46
Put urinal cakes in their coolaid
47
Plug their toilet with paper towel and steel wool
48
Lay a bed of nails under their couch cushions.
49
Mix liquid soap into their pop.
50
Cut down all the trees on their property, make sure they fall on or near their house and auto's
51
Rub pink house insulation inside all of their clothes.
52
Loosen the lids on all of their preserves, pickles and jams.
53
Scratch and gouge their living room table.
54
Soak their mattress in vinegar.
55
Rip every other page out of their phone book.
56
Put raccoons in their house ;)
57
Pave their lawn.
58
Burn your garbage in their barbeque.
59
Put a wasp nest in their garage...make it a nasty one too!
60
Put bees in their kids piñata.
61
Put cigarette butts in their milk.
62
Uninstall all of the drivers on their computer.
63
Hide chunks of rotten meat all over their house
64
Unhook the drain valve on their washing machine
65
Take all of the feet of of their couch
Three words Raant, Anger Management Class. Seriously, maybe you should consider enrolling. :) Thanks for sharing, enjoyed the laugh!
My guess is that these are all things that your neighbors have done to you...?
They should think twice about you being the neighbor with their extra key...
Make sure you put them in the piano if you choose #56. :)
So, I'm guessing you take the wasps and bees from those beautiful gardens that are by where you live and use them to torment your other neighbors? Such a resourceful guy you are, Raant. :D
So, I'm guessing you take the wasps and bees from those beautiful gardens that are by where you live and use them to torment your other neighbors? Such a resourceful guy you are, Raant. :D
You STILL have neighbors?????
This sounds like the makings for a wacky, sight-gag-filled movie script! You ought to send this off to an agent in Hollywood, Raant. :-D
hilarious list of ways to alienate your neighbors
You forgot a few :-)
Wait until the hottest night of the summer, and fertilize the yard on the side facing them with manure.
Remove the muffler from your lawn mower, and mow at 3:00 am.
dust off your driveway with a leaf blower every day.
collect road kill and toss it in their yard at night.
mount 10 security cameras all pointed at them.
burn extra stinky trash when the breeze is blowing their way.
buy your kids loud dirt bikes, build a track in the yard, and watch the for sale sign appear on the neighbors front lawn!
Wait until the hottest night of the summer, and fertilize the yard on the side facing them with manure.
Remove the muffler from your lawn mower, and mow at 3:00 am.
dust off your driveway with a leaf blower every day.
collect road kill and toss it in their yard at night.
mount 10 security cameras all pointed at them.
burn extra stinky trash when the breeze is blowing their way.
buy your kids loud dirt bikes, build a track in the yard, and watch the for sale sign appear on the neighbors front lawn!
You forgot a few :-)
Wait until the hottest night of the summer, and fertilize the yard on the side facing them with manure.
Remove the muffler from your lawn mower, and mow at 3:00 am.
dust off your driveway with a leaf blower every day.
collect road kill and toss it in their yard at night.
mount 10 security cameras all pointed at them.
burn extra stinky trash when the breeze is blowing their way.
buy your kids loud dirt bikes, build a track in the yard, and watch the for sale sign appear on the neighbors front lawn!
Wait until the hottest night of the summer, and fertilize the yard on the side facing them with manure.
Remove the muffler from your lawn mower, and mow at 3:00 am.
dust off your driveway with a leaf blower every day.
collect road kill and toss it in their yard at night.
mount 10 security cameras all pointed at them.
burn extra stinky trash when the breeze is blowing their way.
buy your kids loud dirt bikes, build a track in the yard, and watch the for sale sign appear on the neighbors front lawn!
dude, where do you live... I want to make sure and live on the other side of town. :op dang...
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