how to spot a bachelorette pad

By kelly 531 days ago Updated 515 days ago 249 Views 1 Comment

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i just read this list on gawker.com. thought it was funny, so i wanted to share.

piles of magazines everywhere, comprised of tons of pretentious ones that are clearly untouched and then severely thumbed-through vogues and luckys

overflowing shoe rack and nothing in the fridge

scented candles

slovenly heaps of little-used makeups in the bathroom

stuffed animals on the furniture

cat hair on the furniture

cat smell

cabinets full of mugs featuring the likeness of lady who looks like those hypertrophically-limbed daily candy illustrations, bearing the legend "i love shopping" or whatnot

anything pink

ornamental pillows

unedited bookshelves, esp. if they include "he's just not that into you" or anything along those lines

nair

lite cottage cheese in the fridge

anything lite or diet around. cases of diet coke, weight watcher "just 2 points" bars

inspirational or thinspirational things on fridge

framed posters

handbag tree

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Cords all over the bathroom from all of the hair appliances.
Flip flops every where!

Pamposted 530 days ago