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These are from http://www.joke-of-the-day.com
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BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
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CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
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CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
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COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
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GOSSIP:
Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
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KLEENEX:
Cold Storage.
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INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
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MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
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RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
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SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
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SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
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TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
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TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
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YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
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WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have character lines.
HA! This list made me laugh, Norm. Thanks, I needed that today. :-D My favorites were Dust, Mosquito, and Skeleton.
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