Why every beauty needs a geek, and vice versa?

Beauty: Oh, my Hello Kitty is so lovely!

Geek: Yeah, my Hello World works!

Beauty: I got to finish my make-up.

Geek: I will take the wheel.

Beauty: (I can't afford another accident. Geico will drop me)

Geek: (I can use my auto repair budget to upgrade the video card)

Beauty: Lets see... hmm... I need to stop by Body Shop to pick up some lotion and face cream, and then check out the latest shoes in Nordstorm, ... ah.. I am going to need a Starbuck ice mocha after all this shopping.

Geek: I am going to wait for you at Barnes and Noble, the computer book section. And they have a Starbuck inside.

Beatuy: That works!

Geek: But if I finish early, I might be at the GameStop, just right across.

Beauty: You make me proud in front of a Best Buy salesperson.

Geek: You make me proud in front of my geeky friends.

Beauty: Can I get a small green salad with low-fat 1000 island?

Geek: You can give me the chicken if you don't want them.

Beauty: Can we stop by Giant to check out the magazine to see if Paris Hilton is indeed free?

Geek: Sure I need to pick up some pepsi and snicker bars as well.

Beauty: Let me set up the Christmas tree in our living room.

Geek: Let me reorganize my directory tree in my home directory.

Beauty: This Tyra Bank show is so cool.

Geek: This ajmgp_ekl_gampp-30-8.53.4.3.rpm is awesome.

Beauty: (Keep watching TV)

Geek: (Keep staring at the monitor)

Beauty: You help me out with the computer.

Geek: You help me out on the bed.

Beauty: Let me teach you the latest missionary moves.

Geek: Let me show you the latest porn I found on the Internet.

Beauty: This is a doggy one, not missionary!

Geek: I thought they mean the same thing.

Beauty: No. Let me show you. Now, this is how the doggy works...

Geek: O..oh..ooh! I got it now....ohhh!

Beauty: I can't cheat on you since you've got webcams set up everywhere in the house. And you can use GPS to track my cell phone location. I just can't go anywhere without you knowing.

Geek: You know geeks can't cheat. Enough said.

Beauty: I am going to have to keep all my shoes and clothes.

Geek: No problem! I just need to have my computers and games.

Beauty: Fine

Beauty: We need to get married in this place and go to that for honeymoon.

Geek: Okay, as long as there is sex and wi-fi.

Beauty: Oh darling, it is wife, not wi-fi. But I love you.

Geek: Oh... nevermind.