Why being a Texan is SO AWESOME!
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Now many of you make wake up in a cold sweat thinking, "Why God was I not born in Texas." That is a tough one and I can only empathize with yall as I was born in Texas. Here is a short list of why it is great to be a Texan!
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Everything is bigger
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When you travel you say, "I'm from Texas"
You never say the US or the states. Texas has world wide recognition!
3
George Bush is NOT A TEXAN
That's right. He may play that he is a Texan, but he was born a YANKEE!!!!! That stupid voice he uses is totally fake!
4
Texas was it's own country
That's right 1836 to 1845
5
We have a city called "BIG D"
That is just funny!
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All my exes live in Texas!
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You can drive all day and all night and you will still be in Texas!
It is almost 900 miles from East to West and 850 miles from South to North!
That is CRAZY!
That is CRAZY!
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Austin is our state capital
This is the state's salvation! One of the top cities in the US!
9
BBQ!
Yes I know there is St. Louis BBQ, Tennesse BBQ, North Carolina BBQ, but Texas BBQ is the BEST!
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I do not live there any more!
I love Texas but I sure I'm glad I live in sunny and not so crazy hot San Francisco!
Hell yeah. Another Native Texan here. Good stuff on this list.
Does being a Texan account for your poor grammer? Doesn't seem so awesome anymore.
I love being a Texan... :)
#4 Texas was it's own country. This may be true but every single person I have ever met from Texas still believes that Texas IS its own country.
Texans don't care what others think of them, that proves that GWB is not a Texan! Texas is the BEST State I have lived in, unless your a weirdo, then please stay out!
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