Why being a Goldfish would SUCK!
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The living conditions (aka: The Tank)
Doing laps around the tank day in and day out would suck ass!! The scenery never changes!
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The feeling that you will be "belly up" in two weeks.
Hey, your a freakin' Goldfish.... life expectancy comes in weeks, not months!
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The food.
Haute cuisine it is not..... floating, powdered flakey crap!!
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Can't mate......
Being sterile would suck ass................. if your a goldfish! (not so bad for the humans though!)
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Dirty water.
You know, being a Goldfish and all, that you stand a better than 50% chance of getting owners who don't clean the tank.
One week and it's like a swamp in there!! New species start to develop, take over, then you're belly up!
One week and it's like a swamp in there!! New species start to develop, take over, then you're belly up!
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Getting bullied by those pesky sharks.
The owner thought that you were lonely in the tank, and brought in some of those nasty ass, gangsta' sharks that take all of your food and chase you constantly!!
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The cat!
If the sharks aren't bad enough..... the cat is always messing with your mind! Do I dare swim near the surface today? Hmmmmm.... the cat looks hungry!!!!! Where is that damn cat?!?
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You are always the second favorite fish next to that asshole Nemo!!
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You are a Goldfish. That alone had got to suck!!
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