Why San Francisco Kicks LA's ass

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Introduction

Alright, I was a funky mission dweller for six years. Stomping around not only the mission but the rest of SF on my bike, the muni, or by foot. Everyday promised the hope of weirdness. Whether I was I mere observer of the strange or getting myself into wacky situations... SF answered my call. I don't need to explain why, but I live in LA now, and I have for the past year, mostly in Brentwood. Yeah, fucking OJ murdering those two people Brentwood. Talk about being out of my element. Fuck that. My element is wherever I take it baby. On with it...! This is a work in progress.

Traffic

San Franciscans don't drive because driving and parking in the city sucks. In LA, you can't anywhere without your car... everyone knows this so the 6 lane freeways are always clogged with dumb asses with fitting dumb ass vanity plates. It's not cool that it can take up to an hour to see my friend who lives two miles away.

Fake People

It's true people here are pretty fucking fake. Granted, I've met a shitload of cool-ass heads here, but they're few and far between. Most come here for the promise of the good life in the entertainment industry. Lest I remind you that almost all of this industry has nothing to do with reality. The first thing people ask you here is "So what do you do?" I run a flea circus asshole is always my response.