Why NOT to wear underwear
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You want to let your privates go "free range"
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too stuffy.... the rigging needs to breath
3
quicker access: to pee
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quicker access: to poop
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quicker access: for sex
6
tired of all of the "shart's" and "skidmarks"
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the extra waistline doesn't allow you to reach my full potential at the chinese buffet, it acts as a limiter.
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it's one less thing that you have to "adjust" down there
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It's hard to have a truely great plumber's crack when wearing underwear
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you can't get a wedgie if you are not wearing any underwear
11
how else are you gonna flash your crotch a la Britney, Paris, Courtney and Lindsay?
12
it's easier to moon people without the extra layer
Just out of curiousity, if you're not wearing any underwear, won't the problems that you mention in #6 end up on your pants instead of your underwear? Or are you planning on foregoing those also?
And, I'm going to have to say I second Pam's comment of ewww!
And, I'm going to have to say I second Pam's comment of ewww!
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