Why I'm glad I'm a guy and not a girl.

If a guy holds his pee for a really long time and finally goes, it feels like a mild orgasm. My wife tells me that this is not true in women. Sorry. Is it bad that I always hold my pee as long as I can for this reason?

I can pee outside, standing up, or even lying on my side (why would I do that? Because I can). I also don't have to wipe the tip of my penis when I am finished. If you have sandals on, and you're on concrete; you have to angle the penis up and shoot the stream far away so the splash doesn't hit your feet. This is also fun to do. Women wouldn't dare pee on concrete. That would be bad.

There is something about writing your name with your pee in snow. It's easy in cursive because you don't have to stop. Try printing it guys, it's much more challenging. Sorry women, you can't do this either.

This has got to be one the most glaring bonuses for men. I could not imagine what it would be like to have blood come out of my pee hole. Screw that. Plus all the pain before and after the event. PMS? Sorry girls.

A wise man once told me that if men were to bear children, there would be families with either one child, or none. If there were two kids, they must be twins. No man would ever go through that more than once, and they would ALL be by C-section.

Refer to my previous list comments.

If men could have multilpe orgasms, would we ever get anything accomplished? We would have like 10 a day.

Men are hairy, stinky, usually not muscular. We fart, burp...gross. Women are beautiful, curvy, have breasts, smell wonderful, have beautiful hair, lips, etc. Men are so lucky indeed.

Man sleeps with 20 women...cool.
Woman sleeps with 20 men...slut.

I'm so glad women wear makeup, but I am damn lucky that I don't have to.

From getting out of bed to walking out the door = 15 minutes
Women...1 hour 15 minutes on a good day.

See previous comment.

There are much more fat man, hot girl relationships than fat women, hot guy relationships.

Yes we have to shave or face and you don't. But we don't HAVE to do it, and I must say some women prefer scruffy men. You won't find a man anywhere in the world that likes a chick with hairy armpits. I know some women choose not to shave, and most men choose not to date those women.

I wish this was accepted for women to do, but it isn't...not yet.