Reasons Why You Don't Want To Be a Mosquito
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Everybody just wants to smack you
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Only truly productive purpose of your life is as food for birds, bats, frogs, and spiders
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Sight of blood might make you squeamish
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Nobody to be friends with except other mosquitoes
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At family reunions, all the old mosquitoes just sit around and talk about all the diseases they've given to people.
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Electric bug zappers---need I say more?!
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Can't go to outdoor parties because someone's always lighting one of those darn Citronella candles.
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Never get to see snow
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Mosquito vocabulary is too limited. You can't express much when all you ever say is "Buzz."
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Mosquitoes always look like they have anorexia.
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There are trucks that spray chemicals in the air to try to kill you.
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You'd develop an inferiority complex because people swear at you and spray chemicals on themselves to drive you away.
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Everybody blames you for yellow fever, dengue fever, encephalitis, West Nile Virus, and malaria.
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People hate you so much they hang nets to keep you away.
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Only fun you have is buzzing in someone's ear when they are trying to sleep.
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Constant sharpening of proboscis is expensive
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Needlenose and Skeeter aren't very cool nicknames.
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You're always getting your legs tangled up in disgusting human arm hairs.
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You come into the world in nasty, stagnant water.
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You never get the chance to wear your trendy sunglasses because you only come out at dusk.
My husband would call me a bloodsucker.
I like my meat well-done.
:) Funny list! LOL
I like my meat well-done.
:) Funny list! LOL
funny thing, suddenly I feel like I have wings (and a very long nose)
Hi rosesisblue. Welcome aboard. Thanks for stopping by to read my list. :)
Great illustrations, daisydear!
I LOVE needlenose and skeeter.
Annnd that's the buzz.
I LOVE needlenose and skeeter.
Annnd that's the buzz.
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