Why I hate implants.
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Introduction
Seems like pretty much every young woman on the planet will eventually have implants. I for one don't like it one little bit.
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They are like toupees on men.
You aren't fooling anyone, we all know.
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Courtney Cox
She was so cute in the "Dancing in the Dark" video, and when she was Alex Keaton's girlfriend on "Family Ties." Now she looks exactly like Demi Moore.
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Apparently they only come in one size, DDDD
One size does not fit all..
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They don't move.
Would Bo Derek have looked better running down the beach in slow motion in "10" if she had giant cantelope boobs stuck on her? I think not.
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Inside or outside, they're still just falsies.
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Demi Moore
Again, cute as a button in "About Last Night," "Ghost," and "St.Elmo's Fire:" Now she just looks pathetic. And, as I said, with all of the other plastic surgery she and Courtney Cox now look exactly alike.
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Boobs are supposed to disappear when a woman lies on her back.
I see young women lying on the beach with volley ball boobs looking the same as when they stand up.
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I have nightmares about how these women will look when they are 70.
Think softball in a tube sock.
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They say look at me; I am shallow and have no self esteem.
I am sure there are exceptions, somewhere. There must be.
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Like clothes, they all say they got them for their man, but that is bullshit.
Women dress and get implants for each other. If women dressed for men, they would have two outfits; a slinky black dress, and a pair of "good ass" jeans, and white or blue men's shirts.
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They don't even feel a little bit real.
Okay, it's been 37 years since I groped a non-spousal boob, but I paid attention this afternoon as my 98 pound barber with the 42 DDDD implants, and all the tattoos cut my hair. Felt like she was pushing a tether ball into my shoulder. Not sexy.
I totally agree with you..every woman out there does not have the frame for fake boobs and will have back problems later in life after getting them. PLus I thought #7 was so true and funny! Why get a surgery that is not necessary and take the chance of something going wrong to look fake? Dumb!
i almost passed out when i got my ears pierced. i don't think i'm a candidate for melon boobs.
they are, perhaps OK - in that they can give back some women that have had breast cancer, a sense of self and femininity. it's a big blow to some gal's self-esteem, having to have a mastectomy. at least one woman in my family has had to deal with this and the boob-job actually helped her out, mentally.
I think Ol Hippie was talking about boob jobs for vanity sake. My wife has been wanting a boob job for the last 20 years... I have fought her on this the whole way. I hate them... yuck.
Oh yeah, there is a big difference between a prosthesis, and an "I wanna look like Pam Anderson" boob job. Although, I know a few people quite well who have had mastectomies, and their feelings about reconstructive surgery sort of depended on how their husband felt about them after the mastectomy.
Interesting topic.
I got nothin...
No, I have those, I mean I don't have anything to contribute. Other than, maybe, I agree.
I got nothin...
No, I have those, I mean I don't have anything to contribute. Other than, maybe, I agree.
victoria beckham and her "boobsticks" nice, kelly.
Thank you.
Number 10 is the truth, Women have no idea that men just want to see boobs. If you are a man and you are in the presence of boobs, any boobs, it is a good day. Good things are either happening or on their way to happening. Women will never understand this. We really are so simple.
I have to echo #10 too. Men just don't like boobs to be too big. It often disgusts me seeing women having boobs that are out of proportions because:
1. they are obviously fake with their 90 pound silky body.
2. they are just as big as their body. Eat healthier and lose some weight and you will have natural looking boobs.
1. they are obviously fake with their 90 pound silky body.
2. they are just as big as their body. Eat healthier and lose some weight and you will have natural looking boobs.
yes...please see boobstick picture in my list about the beckhams. those scare me.
I agree unless they're the really good ones that you debate for 20 minutes whether they are really real or not.
theres one thing i have to point out on this..what about us girls out here who naturally have breasts that are larger in proportion to the rest of our bodies.
You can tell the difference.
And I've got one word for those way over endowed - Reduction!!
And I've got one word for those way over endowed - Reduction!!
If you got 'em big, you got 'em big. If you got 'em small, you got 'em small.
They're nice either way, so just don't fark with 'em. That's all we ask..
They're nice either way, so just don't fark with 'em. That's all we ask..
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