What I saw at the Party last night.........
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Introduction
My band was performing at a party. We also did the sound for the other bands. This was the gist of the scene from 12 p.m. to 4 a.m. the next day :)
Approx. 150- 200 people at any given time.
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The boys found out that the keg pump screwed in and was not meant to be pushed in! They got soaked!! ALCOHOL ABUSE!!
The beer was good though. It was a full size keg..... emptied around 2 a.m.
2
1 girl rearranged parts of her face on the trampoline when everyone was told to stay the hell off of it.
She knew... she deserved it. Trampoline's + Alcohol
3
30 fourty ounce bottles of vodka being drank..............
a gift from the party host :)
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One well known police informant wandering around the party.
The cops must be fuckin' stupid to send a known informant into a local party. He was ignored and shunned.
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1 broken bass string... damn it... they are $12 EACH for the ones I use. First song of the night too! DAMN IT!
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No need for a fog machine... the potheads were doing a great job ;)
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1 drunk twit that was honestly trying to stand up, balance and consume two drinks and talking my ear off.
Every party has a few of these.
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70 or so hamburgers dissapear within a couple hours.
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1 HUGE Atlantic salmon, barbequed, dissapearing almost instantly.
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3 sound tech's running for tarps when ominous rain clouds appeared.
THANKFULLY.... no rain....whew!!!
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2 drunks "talking" to each other, not speaking ANY form of english... or any other language.
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2 RCMP police cruisers on the street at all times.
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NO FIGHTS!! An amazing feat considering all of the free booze! This was a pleasant surprise.
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A drunk wandering around looking for magic mushrooms and not being shy about it.
Possibly another narc..............
How many lbs. (kgs) was the salmon?
You lived to make this list???!!!! - priceless!
You lived to make this list???!!!! - priceless!
The Salmon was around 15 lbs (7 kg)and TASTY!!!!
As far as surviving the evening.... the jury is still out on that one :)
As far as surviving the evening.... the jury is still out on that one :)
In May, we had an 18 lb salmon smoked on the grill - took all day! It was a monster...a tasty monster. The cook's brother caught it in the state of Washington.
See? Missouri parties are just like Canadian parties.
See? Missouri parties are just like Canadian parties.
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