Ways to have fun at Walmart
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Introduction
I hate having to go from one side of the store to the other to ask for someone to unlock something I want to buy, only to be told to just go wait over by the item and somone might arrive soon. I might as well enjoy myself while I wait.
1
Toss condoms in random elderly people's baskets
Do this and see how many people are to embarrased not to pay for them.
2
Scare the new employee
This works best if your a guy. Walk up to a new employee with your legs squeezed together and say: "Quick, where's the tampons?"
3
Reorganize the CDs
Organize the CDs by artists first name and watch the customers try and find what they want.
4
Browse for underwear of the opposite sex
Best effective when you take them to try on. The little old lady watching the rooms will cringe.
5
Play baseball with non-baseball items
This could get you thrown out. But, did you really want to spend all day there anyway?
6
Pretend your an employee and surprise people by being helpful
Make sure if someone asks where something is that you take them down each isle and act surprised when you find it.
7
Sit in the midle if the toy isle and rock back and forth
Make sure to speak giberish. That kid didn't need that GI Joe anyway.
8
Place a fart machine in your pocket and walk around the store
Make sure to hit the button only when there are kids around. Old people won't make a scene quite like a 5 year old can.
9
Pull a Mr. Burns with the Ketchup/Catsup
If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm sorry. For those of you who do, it explains itself
10
With a partner, use oars to sword fight
Once again, you might get kicked out..Wait, no one ever pays attention to customers in the store so have fun.
Great list gshell!!! Number 2 is awesome :) LMAO!!
How about giving the greeter at the door your shopping list and say "Get at it!" or
parking out front, giving the greeter your car keys, mistaking him for the consierge, and get mad when they won't park your car for you :)
How about giving the greeter at the door your shopping list and say "Get at it!" or
parking out front, giving the greeter your car keys, mistaking him for the consierge, and get mad when they won't park your car for you :)
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