Unwanted body hair
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Introduction
Sometimes it's sexy, most of the time it's not.
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Nose hair
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Ear hair (inner)
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Arm pit hair (on a women)
it's good on a man as long as it doesn't stick out when his arms are down.
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The bearded lady
especially when they are sevring you your corndog at the mall.
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THE DREADED UBM(men only...I hope)
Upper Butt Muff, think Tony Dannza.
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Mole hair
Please everyone maintain your moles!!!!! ick
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Nipple hair (women)
never
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Nipple hair (men)
Chest hair is fine but when it's just around the nipples and no where else it must be manicured or vanquished completely. Also don't let it grow to your other nipple and try to braid it because you would need a third nipple to do so and thats a whole other list.
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The equally dreaded LBM
Lower Back Muff. (WAX THAT TRIBBLE FOR GODS SAKE)
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Back hair
Except on the right guy in the right places at the right time.
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Throat beard
For what ever reason that I am unable or unwilling to understand some men just grow their beards from their neck down and shave the face. This is especially unnevring when that man is a ginger.
What about leg hair on women?
Also "treasure trails" on women are really growdy.
And hair between your eyebrows (uni-brow).
What about big greasy 70s muffs?
Also "treasure trails" on women are really growdy.
And hair between your eyebrows (uni-brow).
What about big greasy 70s muffs?
Intense knuckle/hand hair is horrible too. Especially if you deliver pizzas.
This conversation is disgusting. The whole sub-culture of hair and hair removal is un-nat-ul. I don't think back hair is good for anyone, shudder.
When women have big overgrown muffs, I tend to get grossed out, but they should show some respect to guys with awsome chest hair.
Picky, Picky. It sounds like you guys would just prefer a species free of any hair! If we didn't have all this glorious hair, what would we dye all these fun colors? And where would I shave all the funny little shapes into? You haven't seen sexy until you've seen a girl with a hairy little butterfly on her back. ;)
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