Thoughts to ponder/say during a difficult time...
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Introduction
heh, heh....
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Day of low self esteem? Remember these words of wisdom....
"This is why I'm hot. Yes. This is why I'm hot. I'm hot because I'm fly. You ain't because you're not. Yes. This is why, this IS why, this is why I'm hot."
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Standing in rain with an umbrella and see a lone pedestrian with no umbrella? Just think and repeat...
"You can stand under my umbrella. Ella. Ella. Ella. Eh. Eh?"
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Having neck pain or stress in the neck/back region? Here is what to consider...
"Do your chains hang low? Do they wobble all the way to the floor? Can you tie them in a knot? How about a BOW? Can you throw them over your shoulder?" All good things to ask in case this may be causing the neck/back pain...
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Food stuck in your teeth?
"Oh, flossy, flossy."
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Feeling a little weak, tired, unfit? Tell yourself...
"I am Fergalicious, yes, so delicious. My body stay vicious due to the fact that
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness And he is my witness. Oh wee."
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness And he is my witness. Oh wee."
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You just need some help? Here is what to say...
"S.O.S. please someone help me. Y.O.U. please help me."
why haven't i seen this list until just now???!? so great. and what do you say if london bridge starts falling down?
Oh my, you are so clever when you endeavor! Loved this list. It was FUNNY.
I thought the song went like this:"do your boobs hang low, can you toss them to and fro. can you tie them in a knot..."
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