Things you would never do unless you are a parent! Puke catching anyone?
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Introduction
there are many facets to being cool, but being a parent tosses most of that out the Winder...haha southern speech!
1
Dress in matching clothes
My daughter loves this. She wants to match. I am gonna regret this when she's older, she WILL blame me.
2
Wear Black socks with sandals
I don't know why but this is so much fun, it embarrasses the kids, and you relish in the joy of the pain of the kids thinking you are an idiot. They are!
3
Put your hands out to catch puke
Most parents have done this. to save the $4000 couch. cleaning your hands is much easier.
4
Talk to the teacher like she's the smartest person on earth
And here the kicker, telling your kids to respect the teacher, even though they may not be that smart.
5
Pretend your Kids friends aren't little terrors
Attitudes are all over the place, some of my kids firends are borderline psychotic. How do you tell them? "Here have some more cookies and lemonade!"
6
Listen to Hannah Montana
For the 50th time and watch it on TV. Guilty. I can't believe she is 13 especially with the wig on....
7
Lie about smoking/drugs and your previous lifestyle!
Hey we lie about Santa, Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy why not lie about something that is actually useful!
8
Go to Disneyland for the 10th time
I can think of much places to go! doh.
9
Volunteer to coach a kids team
Can you see a non-parent coaching a bunch of kids? If you do call the police they want more...
10
Go to the Zoo
I had only been to the Zoo 1X in my adult life before having a kid, now I am up to 4X.
11
Watch G rated movies
And have your kid tell you "that was lame"!
Catching puke is a classic! I never in a million years thought I would willingly catch someones puke as it came out of their mouth... I thought wrong...
OMG I've done all of these. Our puke was brownies and corn, kind of chocolate corn meal - YUK!
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