Things that look better from afar

Old homes and New Job opportunities

most girls that are brave/stupid enough to wear a thong bathing suit. when i lived in florida, they were good from far, but far from good.

The forest. I like the outdoors and all, and I like camping, but sometimes when you are driving through the woods you think, "Man, I bet it would be peaceful to just stop and get out and get some fresh air." But you're wrong, because once you get out you realize there's trash in the ditch, poison ivy overgrowing the road, and ticks crawling up your pant legs. So you get back in the car and scratch your chigger bites...

Me.