Things that are better in theory
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Taken from an old Esquire magazine I clipped a couple years back, plus a couple of my own.
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Sex in a hot tub
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Being pampered by a bathroom attendant
3
Hidden tracks at the end of CDs
4
Telling it like it is
5
Extra cheese
6
Getting in touch with nature
7
"All you can drink" night
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Skits on rap CDs
9
Meeting Courtney Love
10
Handjobs in a movie theater
11
Petting zoos
12
Extended drum solos
13
"Movies that rock"
14
Coed spas
15
Meeting in real life
16
Amtrak
I like this list, hadn't thought about most of these in real life, well, except the extra cheese:)
mmmmmm, extra cheese! You just gotta get extra cheese on pizza!
Accurate list.
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