Things Men Should not do
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Introduction
This list will continue to grow as men become more and more whipped, by the public school system, and mindless PC Drones.
1
Have Baby Showers
I mean, let the women take care of this.
2
Attend Baby Showers
Nothing worse than attending one of these. For a man.
3
Work celebrations for your baby
Keep it personal, because I don't care that you made a kid, it aint rocket science.
4
Talk about your baby like your having it
Terms like "we are Pregnant" make me want to puke. Get a life a Man life.
5
Watching Oprah Winfrey
Nuff said
6
Listening to Dr. Phil
If I ever found myself in a situation where he was telling me something, I would punch his fat bald ass in a second, how you like me now Dr. Phil
7
Drink Apple Martinis
C'mon, drink it Dirty!
I totally agree with all these! Especially the Oprah one! Whenever I even hear her name, I can feel my ball sack shrinking
They should not spend more time on their hair than their girlfriend, or keep checking themselves out in a mirror. Creepy.
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