Things I need to know.
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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If you wear an antennae to a wedding, would the reception be better?
Before the light bulb was invented, what appeared over peoples heads when they had an idea?
Why is it called a "near miss" when you don't hit something?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?
Is grass really greener on the other side?
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
Is the color orange called that because it's the color of the fruit of the same name, or was the fruit called orange because that's its color? Which came first, the color or the fruit?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Norm, I keep coming back to this wishing I could make some pithy and / or intelligent comment but I am flummoxed. Great list and thanks!!
Funny list, Norm. Keep 'em coming! :-)
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