Things I hate about being the boss

Hello, I'm a web-surfing, chain-smoking, poor-health, lazy, meet-happy, accident-prone, half-wit looking for a job. Can you help me?

Robin, if you leave us I will haunt your ass in the most unpleasant way.

aw come on! meetings are FUN! especially when they last for hours, you've accomplished nothing and then you're behind on your work. good times.

Gotta go with John on this one. I never minded the customers, as they made me a lot of money, but the employees were the worst. See employee problems are not directly proportional to the number of employees, it's an exponential relationship. If you double the number of employees, you square the number of problems. And oh my God, the women employees with PMS; "Well, (sniff sniff) I've been here for, like, two weeks longer than Doug (sniff sniff sob) and I don't think it's fair (tears flowing freely now) that he got the new 20 inch monitor (sniff sniff sob sob)instead of me." Sorry ladies, but you know it's true.

There's no crying in engineering!

I thought there was no crying in baseball?

Men are just as bad; just in a different way. I sold plumbing supplies in AZ for years and was the only female in a male dominated world. The one-up-manship, the description of utterly impossible sexual experiences, then just get them started on cars and/or sports and all production goes down the drain. (That's plumbin' talk)

Well, that's what yopu get for bragging about your utterly impossible sexual experiences, you animal.