The most flexible Word in the English Language.
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Fuck
The word Fuck is the most flexible word in the English language. Despite their being many words that start with the letter "F", fuck is the only one known as "the F word"
It can be used in the following ways:
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It can portray pain, pleasure, hate or love

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as a transitive verb:
John fucked Shirley.
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as an intransitive verb:
Shirley fucks.
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as an adjective:
John's doing all the fucking work.
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as part of an adverb:
Shirley talks too fucking much.
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as an adverb enhancing an adjective:
Shirley is fucking beautiful.
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as a noun:
I don't give a fuck.
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as part of a word:
absofuckinglutely or infuckingcredible.
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as almost every word in a sentence:
Fuck the fucking Fuckers!

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used as an example of fraud:
I got fucked at the used car lot.
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used in a time of trouble:
Well I guess I'm really fucked now!
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used for aggression:
Don't fuck with me!

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used in times of difficulty:
I don't understand the fucking question.
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No, the word fuck is one of the most useful and expressive words that we have, embrace it.
Well, alrighty then.
I find it amusing when people who don't want to drop the "F" bomb use substitute words; as if every on in hearing distance doesn't know they mean F***.
Freakin
Frick (Scrubs)
Fudge
Frickin
Screw; screwed up, etc.
MF
Effing
I don't know anymore buy you get the idea.
I find it amusing when people who don't want to drop the "F" bomb use substitute words; as if every on in hearing distance doesn't know they mean F***.
Freakin
Frick (Scrubs)
Fudge
Frickin
Screw; screwed up, etc.
MF
Effing
I don't know anymore buy you get the idea.
posted 465 days ago
I can't think of anything creative to add.... fuck it!
posted 427 days ago

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