The kind of people I can't facken stand
542 days ago
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Introduction
People are retarded.
Not done, never will be done.
1
People who rather believe in legends and historical stories than science
Yeah so I was debating with this one idiot about ancestry. And he defended his point of view with a Legend that his History teacher told him rather than in my genetics research and the links to articles I showed him. Then he got angry.
2
People who go on a roundabout when they can finish it in 1 sentence
him: I have a question to ask you.......
me: yeah?
him: Well...
him: firstly... do you brush your teeth? (yeah i think you should..)
me: ya
him: Ok then... do you brush at the sink?
me: wtf was it you want to ask exactly??
him: Ok.. if you see an ant going to be flushed down the sink, will you save it?
me: you could have asked the last question RIGHT AWAY. no why the f would i?
him: i saw an ant and i saved it with my toothbrush.......
me: yeah?
him: Well...
him: firstly... do you brush your teeth? (yeah i think you should..)
me: ya
him: Ok then... do you brush at the sink?
me: wtf was it you want to ask exactly??
him: Ok.. if you see an ant going to be flushed down the sink, will you save it?
me: you could have asked the last question RIGHT AWAY. no why the f would i?
him: i saw an ant and i saved it with my toothbrush.......
3
lawl isn't used like lol, idiot.
random day
me: so yeah i watched a really nice movie today.
him: lawl. what is it?
another random day
me: ahh i found this really good equip
him: lawl nice
another random day
her: i chatted with a couple of old classmates
him: lawl.
him: how was it
me: so yeah i watched a really nice movie today.
him: lawl. what is it?
another random day
me: ahh i found this really good equip
him: lawl nice
another random day
her: i chatted with a couple of old classmates
him: lawl.
him: how was it
4
So you can't spell. Ok. But you can take 3 seconds to fucking google, you pig.
random day
me: this person is so pretentious
him: uh what is pretentious?
random other day
me: yeah i think its pretty self explanatory
him: what is self explanatory??
random other day
me: lol so random
him: what is random??
me: this person is so pretentious
him: uh what is pretentious?
random other day
me: yeah i think its pretty self explanatory
him: what is self explanatory??
random other day
me: lol so random
him: what is random??
5
Webmasters with no common sense
Yeah i know it's good to stay with websafe colors but come on!!! Black text on Lime or Aqua background?? A million of frames? And little animating pictures everywhere? WTF ARE YOU THINKING?
6
Idiots with extremely narrow music tastes.
people who think that if it's pop or classical or anything else besides your oh-so-cool alternative music from bands that everyone hasn't heard of then it is automatically garbage need to get off of their high self-righteous pedestal of snobbery and arrogance
especially those with extraordinarily narrow tastes in music.
Him: HAHAHAHA mozart??? who listens to mozart. eww. go listen to some brand new dude
especially those with extraordinarily narrow tastes in music.
Him: HAHAHAHA mozart??? who listens to mozart. eww. go listen to some brand new dude
7
People who love text messaging shortcuts
Sticky caps, short text messaging words, replacing numbers for alphabets.
You get the drill..... or maybe you don't.
You get the drill..... or maybe you don't.
Wow, these r reely searious thin g u gots on dis here list.
I totaly agree with ever thing u have 2 say. Man peeple can b frakin idiots! lawl
I totaly agree with ever thing u have 2 say. Man peeple can b frakin idiots! lawl
posted 542 days ago
I don't understand "facken"?? But I'm with you on #7!!!
posted 541 days ago
I hear you on #1.... some people are ignorant.
posted 473 days ago
Good list; all of this shit makes me crazy. Especially the stupid little acronyms; I couldn't possibly care less whether or not you are laughing out loud, or a whole lot. And those stupid happy faces; if you are not smart enough to figure out that it's a joke, tough noogies, and I'll decide what is funny for myself.
Ya know what else? All the Jezebel, CNN, ESPN lists taking up space. Good lists like this one get pushed back in the queue, and I miss them for, oh say 69 days.
Ya know what else? All the Jezebel, CNN, ESPN lists taking up space. Good lists like this one get pushed back in the queue, and I miss them for, oh say 69 days.
posted 472 days ago
hahahahahaha.... O'l Hippie dude said "69"....
posted 472 days ago

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