Temporarily Delayed While Waiting In Line
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Introduction
Just a little game I like to play. :->
Someday you may be temporarily delayed while waiting in line, and you will feel yourself becoming impatient and frustrated and agitated. That's when you may need to stop and think, well it could be worse...
You could be standing in line behind this guy,
and in front of this guy,
and you may start to wonder if you're coming or going.
You could be holding a crying baby that absolutely refuses to be consoled.
From the distinct odor in the air, you suspect he may be in need of a diaper change. Of course, you forgot and left the diaper bag in the car.
You could be wearing the world's most uncomfortable shoes.
The line could be much longer and be outside instead of inside.
There could be a mime out there who keeps getting right in your face and wanting you to put some money in his hat.
There could be some angry dogs lurking nearby who seem to be made even angrier by the now screaming baby in your arms.
And, it could be pouring down rain.
Then, GODZILLA could suddenly come from out of nowhere and start terrorizing the people standing in line!
And, THEN, a giant sinkhole could open up RIGHT UNDERNEATH of you, and you, your baby, the others in line, the angry dogs, the mime, and Godzilla could all go tumbling down into it TOGETHER!!
Or, maybe, none of these things will happen. Maybe, you'll just be grateful that you had the good sense to wear comfortable shoes that day because you knew you might be temporarily delayed while waiting in line.
Just prior to the sink hole opening, you could realize that you really need to use a restroom. Of course, after the sink hole it would no longer be an issue, you would just need a diaper bag for yourself also.
Fun list Miss Daisy!!
Fun list Miss Daisy!!
With any luck at all....the dogs would bite the Mime, then Godzilla would eat the Mime. That sinkhole isn't big enough to sink Godzilla, he can fly don't ya' know. Anyways, as long as the Mime is dead I would be happy!!
This was a giggle GD :)
Mimes suck!!!
This was a giggle GD :)
Mimes suck!!!
The worst would be to endure all of this and then realize it was the WRONG line!
A good book is very therapeutic for my patience!
A good book is very therapeutic for my patience!
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