TOP REASONS TO MARRY MONEY
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I could hit my mother everytime I see her! Why didn't she spend as much time drilling into my head the mantra " it's just as easy to marry rich, as it is poor"!
Sheez! If only.....
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Luxury vacations
Rather than saving up for that fabo trip to St. Marteen, I could have my personal assistant book my first class voyage to Maldives!
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Shoes
Between this and the fact that Saks Fifth Avenue has now opened an entire floor dedicated to loving our feet, the possibilities are endless!
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Sex
Eventually you'll get sick of having sex with the guy you married for love too. So, just put on a pair of those new shoes and deal with it. it's only 10 minutes between booking trips and checking your account balance.
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Kids
How do you think Angelina and Julia got back in shape so fast? Listen without the big bucks to back you up, you'll be struggling to get your shape back. With daddy in the house - you can line up caregivers and personal trainers with one check!
And....there is money to pay a shrink who will help deal with the stress of all of the above!
kids never listen, anyway :)
kids never listen, anyway :)
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