Swearing and Put downs, my personal favourites.
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Introduction
Im English, I'm also a gentleman. However, like us all, I do enjoy a good swearing session every now and again. I also enjoy funny words that can be used to ridicule others. Here's some of the more enjoyable words that I can utter (without turning the air blue!)
Swearing is becoming more popular, and you can read about it on thelump.net this week.
enjoy! (and apologies if you take offence to anything below)
eejit
its kind of like idiot, origins from Ireland apparently.
"see you, you're a big eejit!"
"see you, you're a big eejit!"
sausage jockey
something or someone thats completely and utterly homosexual. he is a jockey who prefers riding sausages to horses, if you will.
"that alan, hes such a sausage jockey"
"that alan, hes such a sausage jockey"
tit
despite being commonly known as a description of one of two mammary glands on females, a tit is also a very daft or stupid person. it can also be used in times where some situation or scenario has turned out badly.
"you tit, that was cocaine you just put in your grandmothers coffee!"
"you tit, that was cocaine you just put in your grandmothers coffee!"
wanker
now this is proper english, i dont think the US use it all that much. 'a wanker' as an insult probably originates from years past, where being 'a wanker' was considered hilarious andvulgar. of course, it is someone who likes to play with themselves a little too much.
"he's too much of a wanker to be trusted with my girlfriend tomorrow"
"he's too much of a wanker to be trusted with my girlfriend tomorrow"
arsehole
it explains itself really. used to describe someone who really is as low, and as smelly as a bottom
"dont be an arsehole, just give me my shoes back"
"dont be an arsehole, just give me my shoes back"
a bit special
a personal favourite of mine. describing someone as "a bit special" is hinting at the fact they may have been dropped on their head at a young age. someone who is, or sometime appears to be a few sandwiches short of a full picnic.
"well, he would of done the job properly if he wasnt a bit special in the head"
"well, he would of done the job properly if he wasnt a bit special in the head"
knobhead
probably another old english term, favoured amongst school children. simply put, it is an unfortunate person who has a willy on their forehead. commonly descibed in other circles as a dickhead.
"oi knobhead, wheres that £20 you owe me?"
"oi knobhead, wheres that £20 you owe me?"
shitter / crapper
despite urban legend, Thomas Crapper didnt invent the flush toilet, in fact the word crap came about long before he was born. although it doesnt stop people from using his name, more commonly used to describe things which have gone from bad to worse rather quickly.
"well, that went down the shitter didnt it?"
"well, that went down the shitter didnt it?"
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