Reasons to BEAT UP Winnie The Pooh and Tigger too......... My 200th list :)
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Introduction
I thought that I would do something special for my 200th list.... so here it is.
Winnie is a thief!
That's right.... the bum steals honey... or "hunny" as he like to call it! Honey is Pooh's vice... it's like crack cocaine to him. He cannot be trusted.
Just look at the picture... he's stealing! That jar would have about $60 worth of honey in it, so no one just gave it too him.
Just look at the picture... he's stealing! That jar would have about $60 worth of honey in it, so no one just gave it too him.
Winnie is a bum!
Winnie has no job, thus the reason that he's a thief. What kind of job can a bear have you ask? Work at a petting zoo you lard ass bear.
Winnie is dumb!
That's right!! Dumber than a 10 day old fart. The only reason that his friends hang around him is because he is the local "hunny dealer".
Winnie is armed and dangerous!
Look at the picture!!
What the HELL does Winnie need a shotgun for???? Unless he is going to rob for some more "hunny" or he is expecting a shootout with the cops.
What the HELL does Winnie need a shotgun for???? Unless he is going to rob for some more "hunny" or he is expecting a shootout with the cops.
Tigger just "bounced" your girlfriend/wife
And it wasn't the first time either!!! Accident my ass! Time to make a rug out of that annoying tiger.
Tigger is on more than "hunny"
The way Tigger bounces around is not natural! "Tigger's like to bounce!" he says.
MY ASS!!
Tiggers like crack and speed so they can bounce around annoying the hell out of everyone.
He hides it well because you cannot see the needle tracks under his fur. Crack is the reason that Eeyor is so slow...that and the LSD!
MY ASS!!
Tiggers like crack and speed so they can bounce around annoying the hell out of everyone.
He hides it well because you cannot see the needle tracks under his fur. Crack is the reason that Eeyor is so slow...that and the LSD!
Winnie is a lazy ass
All he does is sleep. Winnie is useless to society.
Winnie is the Mob Boss in the 100 acre wood.
Organized crime is everywhere. The 100 acre wood is no exception! Winnie and his gang extort anything of value from the innocent critters that live there.
It has been close for the "Don" Winnie before. In early 2004, Winnie and his accomplice Piglet were arrested in the "hunnygate" scandal but the charges were dropped when all of the hostile witnesses mysteriously disappeared.
It has been close for the "Don" Winnie before. In early 2004, Winnie and his accomplice Piglet were arrested in the "hunnygate" scandal but the charges were dropped when all of the hostile witnesses mysteriously disappeared.
Winnie would make a nice bearskin rug :)
Tigger is a coward
Tigger has no spine. He would be the first to bail at the least sign of trouble!! When Tony the Tiger challenged Tigger to a fight.... Tigger shit himself and bounced off!!
I told Winnie about your list. He said, "Oh bother. Now I'll just have to sit right down here and think about what to do. Think,think,think,think,think. Maybe I better ask Christopher Robin."
I told Tigger too. He said, "WOOO HOOO, Raant wants to beat me up? I don't think so! Not if I bounce him first, I tell you. WOOO HOOOO!"
So I warned them that you're coming after them (well, of course, you knew I'd have to do that!) So you're not going to be able to take them by surprise. They'll be waiting for you, and they'll be ready!
The Winnie the Pooh books in the series were some of my favorites that I read to my boys when they were little. Congrats on your 200th list!! :)
I told Tigger too. He said, "WOOO HOOO, Raant wants to beat me up? I don't think so! Not if I bounce him first, I tell you. WOOO HOOOO!"
So I warned them that you're coming after them (well, of course, you knew I'd have to do that!) So you're not going to be able to take them by surprise. They'll be waiting for you, and they'll be ready!
The Winnie the Pooh books in the series were some of my favorites that I read to my boys when they were little. Congrats on your 200th list!! :)
Are you kidding gratefuldaisy? "Winnie is the Mob Boss in the 100 acre wood." I wouldn't go after him. He's a gangsta!
It hasn't been safe to go into the 100 acre wood for years!! Too many "hunny" addicts.
It hasn't been safe to go into the 100 acre wood for years!! Too many "hunny" addicts.
Raant, you big bully. Leave my Winnie Hunny alone. He has never hurt you; I don't see him going after your beer. For all you know he holds the license for the Hunny monopoly in the 100 Acre Wood. You know how that G W Bush is, he can be bought off; he probably gave Winnie the license so Winnie could loan Cheney the shotgun to shoot Harry Wittington.
And your bragging! So what if you have 200 lists. People were here long before you, working hard to make lists and hit the top. Just because you have nothing else to do; well almost nothing except the band, the restaurant, hunting, your computer stuff, your recording studio; anyway almost nothing - and you can sit around being really creative making awesome lists --- just because of all that you have to brag. Well, fine!! This will be my last 5 star rating on your lists and I will NEVER comment again. So there!!
Oh wait...I have no life. If I boycott your lists, I'm cutting off my nose to spite my face; I like my nose. Well, okay, maybe not the very last time. But you will have to work harder for 5 stars from now on...
PS - CONGRATULATIONS!!! You deserve whatever prize they send you!!!
And your bragging! So what if you have 200 lists. People were here long before you, working hard to make lists and hit the top. Just because you have nothing else to do; well almost nothing except the band, the restaurant, hunting, your computer stuff, your recording studio; anyway almost nothing - and you can sit around being really creative making awesome lists --- just because of all that you have to brag. Well, fine!! This will be my last 5 star rating on your lists and I will NEVER comment again. So there!!
Oh wait...I have no life. If I boycott your lists, I'm cutting off my nose to spite my face; I like my nose. Well, okay, maybe not the very last time. But you will have to work harder for 5 stars from now on...
PS - CONGRATULATIONS!!! You deserve whatever prize they send you!!!
Thx Pam, you are a giggle....it's not a race, it's all for entertainment. Now then.... Winnie controlling the nation's "hunny" supply with permission from Mr. Bush!!! It's a conspiracy!!
200!! You the man. Thanks RAANT.
I am going to think of some special prize for you.
I am going to think of some special prize for you.
O.K., here is the scoop on the Prez Bush/Winnie "hunny" organization. Just before the war Mr. Bush secretly gave amnesty to Winnie on the U.S.A. "hunny" market, there fore allowing Winnie to smuggle in large amounts of pure Colombian "hunny".
The "hunny" is smuggled into the country by Eeyore via Mexico. The Border guards all have special orders to leave Eeyore alone if he is encountered.
Winnie has his "hunny" distributed through the country via his distributer Piglet. For every $10 worth of "hunny" sold on the streets, it is rumored that Mr. Bush is getting $1!! It looks as thought they might have to reopen the "hunnygate" file again.
That's all I know for now. Everyone is hush hush and tight lipped about it. Winnie is more powerful than I ever expected, I will have to be careful from here on out.
The last person who got too nosy got "bounced" by Tigger, never to be heard from again!
The "hunny" is smuggled into the country by Eeyore via Mexico. The Border guards all have special orders to leave Eeyore alone if he is encountered.
Winnie has his "hunny" distributed through the country via his distributer Piglet. For every $10 worth of "hunny" sold on the streets, it is rumored that Mr. Bush is getting $1!! It looks as thought they might have to reopen the "hunnygate" file again.
That's all I know for now. Everyone is hush hush and tight lipped about it. Winnie is more powerful than I ever expected, I will have to be careful from here on out.
The last person who got too nosy got "bounced" by Tigger, never to be heard from again!
Boy, Raant, I sure wouldn't want to be in your shoes. You better be watching your back at ALL times. I'm telling you, you are in DANGER!!!
ISN'T ANYBODY GOING TO GET ME SOME HUNNY? I'M TELLING YOU IF I DON'T GET SOME HUNNY SOON, SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET HURT AND I MEAN REAL BAD! I'VE GOT MY SHOTGUN RIGHT HERE. Well, Kanga says it is actually just a popgun with a cork in it. It won't hurt much more than Pam's marshmallow guns, I don't think. BUT I NEED SOME HUNNY! ANYBODY?.....Anybody?.....anybody at all going to get me some hunny?........................oh bother.
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200!!!! And you made this one a long time ago!
Congrats! :)
Congrats! :)
I'll help you beat up the bear, Raant. I hear I've been blackballed from his picnics. No love lost between him and me.
Right on!! I'll need someone to watch my back..... Winnie won't be a problem... just watch that speed freak Tigger.... he's on more than "hunny"!
mee with u too. mee no like bearz. bearz take captain caveman'z food. mee hungry.
Use the club, kill the horse, cook it over the fire in the cave, that will take care of the hunger. You won't be able to catch the bear - he has friends who are willing to hide him. That Woods gang is very crafty, they definitely have each other's back. You don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Pooh.
Gee, Raant, I can't wait to see what you come up with for list #300! You've created quite a stir! lol Going to be pretty hard to top this one. ;-)
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