Reasons OML wants to "List your pants off"
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You have a nice butt.
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Noah is a nudist.
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It loves you. Really. This is the real thing, baby. Honest.
Would OML lie to you?
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Your pants are currently on fire.
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It wants to try them on to see if they fit.
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It likes you better in a skirt.
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They are really ugly pants.
Like those plaid ones that Herb used to wear on WKRP in Cincinnati. Ugh.
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Boxers or briefs? Let's check.
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There are naked people in (Africa/China/Brazil) who need those pants!
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Because it says so, that's why.
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Kelly peed in them.
Well, that's what she said!
ohmigod....i peed my pants reading this list, now they must come off....!
Funny!! I always check for new stuff the very first thing in the morning and am in jammies; hence, no pants. So they already got me...
Hey, thanks for the comments, guys. Pam, I see you live in Nixa. My parents live in Springfield!
How did I miss this list? Funny and informative because NOW I know!!! I wondered.
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