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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
2
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It's not hard.
3
What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A pick pocket snatches watches
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What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
A genealogist looks up the family tree and a gynecologist looks up the family bush
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"
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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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What's the difference between Light and Hard?
You can sleep with a Light on.
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